don't make people into heroes, john
heroes don't exist
and if they did
i wouldn't be one of them
heroes don't exist
and if they did
i wouldn't be one of them
Turn around Anderson, your face is putting me
off
And honey,
You should see me in a crown.
-Moriaty, Sherlock.
You should see me in a crown.
-Moriaty, Sherlock.
And honey,
You should see me in a crown.
-Moriaty, Sherlock.
You should see me in a crown.
-Moriaty, Sherlock.
I'm not a psychopath,
Anderson. I'm
a high-functioning sociopath;
do your research.
-Sherlock
-Sherlock
Curse of the Fandoms
Doctor Who Fandom Curse: Knowing that
at some point your Doctor will have to regenerate.
Supernatural Fandom Curse: Knowing that
your Series will end.... and soon.
Avengers Fandom Curse: Knowing that
Joss Whedon will likely kill a favorite character.
Twilight Fandom Curse: Knowing that you
will never win a fight against another fandom.... ever.
Harry Potter Fandom Curse: Knowing that
it will never be as good as the first time around.
Sherlock Fandom Curse: Knowing that
after waiting forever you will probably only get three more
episodes with a cliff hanger even worse than the previous
one.
Glee Fandom Curse: The show
LOTR Fandom Curse: Lying abandoned and
forgotten in a dark pit of Tumblr while waiting ten years for
The Hobbit.
Hunger Games Fandom Curse: Knowing that
your favorite character will either die, go insane, or never
be seen again
Game of Thrones Fandom Curse: Knowing
that every one will die. That's it. Everyone dies.
Merlin Fandom Curse: Knowing that
Mordred will kill Arthur
39 Clues Fandom Curse: Knowing that
your OTP may never be together...and that Isabel Kabra will
probably kill your favorite character.
Bartimaeus Fandom Curse: The last page.
UM EXCEPT THAT THE LAST PAGE IS ACTUALLY THE GREATEST?
NATHANIEL SAVES BARTIMAEUS. NATHANIEL LOVES BARTIMAEUS.
BARTIMAEUS KNOWS THAT NATHANIEL LOVES HIM. CURSE? MORE LIKE
HEARTBREAKING PERFECTION.
Good friends: will watch Sherlock with you.
Best friends: will watch Sherlock while drinking juice pouches, sneak upstairs at midnight with you to get coffee ice cream, let you steal their iPad to talk to your ex-girlfriend, sing Broadway showtunes while you cry, and stay up until three in the morning watching anime with you.
