lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
We have a hard
time completing sentences.
"I just. I can't."
"Can you not?"
"Done."
"What the?"
"Wait."
"I can't even."
"This."
I have come to the realization
that if a boy ever said,
"I SHIP US"
as a pickup line,
I would totally go out with him.
lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
what if
there's a parallel universe
where fictional characters are real
and real people are fictional characters
and your favorite character runs a blog
and writes fanfic about
you
Fandom
Rehab:
Harry Potter: Oh my gosh there's no more books or movies what are
we gonna do with
our lives?! *sob*
Lord of the Rings: Puh-lease, at least your author is
still alive!
The Hunger Games: I can't take having to wait
all this time for the next movie! And the
character deaths were soooo sad!
Sherlock: Oh, so you think you know about waiting? And
HELLO, the world is in a current
state of confusion after our last episode!
Percy Jackson: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP AT LEAST YOU
DON'T HAVE A TROLL
FOR AN AUTHOR WHO BREAKS UP YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING A
YEAR, NEARLY
REUNITES YOUR OTP, LEAVES YOU HANGING FOR ANOTHER YEAR AND
THEN
REUNITES YOUR OTP AND THEN THROWS THEM INTO TARTARUS. AND THEN
GUESS
WHAT? YUP IT'S ANOTHER YEAR UNTIL WE GET MORE. AND DID WE
MENTION THAT
GAIA IS RISING AND THE WORLD'S GONNA END AGAIN AND THAT CAMP
JUPITER
WANTS TO BURN DOWN CAMP HALF-BLOOD? OH YEAH AND THAT MOVIE? IT
SUCKS.
IT IS A DISGRACE TO THE NAME OF PERCY JACKSON. SO ALL OF YOU SHUT
UP AND
GET OVER YOUR MINOR ISSUES. *sobs uncontrollably whilst rocking
back and forth*
Everyone Else: ..............yeah um wow.
Rick Riordan: *evil laugh* I REGRET NOTHING.
alone protects me.
Mum: It's cold.
Me: A nice cup of coffee.
Mum: It's horrible.
Me: Cup of coffee.
Mum: I'm not even sure it's coffee.
Me: CUP.
Doctor Who: how about we kill the ponds and make the doctor eternally broken Sherlock Fans: hey how about a teaser or something, even a date maybe, or a year would be nice
Sherlock: the preparations of the set for the pretest of the rehearsal for the audition of series three will start next year, after we make 6 new shows on bbc
Supernatural Fans: hey how about cas getting his suit back
Supernatural: SURE WHY NOT HEY HAVE SOME THOR REFERENCES WHILE YOUR AT IT, WHO WANTS A FROST GIANT FINGER I KNOW I DO. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME DESTIEL HAVE A HUG. MORE DESTIEL? SURE! HAVE A HAND HOLD! HAVE A DEEP CONVERSATION HAVE SOME PRAYERS TO THE GAY ANGEL. OH AND WELL GIVE THE ANGEL A MUSTACHE JUST FOR LAUGHS
unless you’re fictional i do not care about your drama
Me: I'm a high functioning sociopath. Do your research.
