Best Shoes Quotes Today


Fan: *to Harry* Harry, how's your crowned jewels today?
Harry: Wait, what did you say? I missed it!
Fan: How's your crowned jewels today after being hit by the shoe?
Harry: *grinning* Erm... alright.

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Face down,
@$$ up.
That's the way I tie my shoes.

friend: It hurts to walk in these shoes because I've got blisters on my feet from my toms
friend's mom: Why don't you just wear flip flops so they're not rubbing
friend: I don't like the noise they make
me:
friend's mom:
me:
what.
friend: The 'flip' and 'flop' noise it makes when you walk.


 
I plan on wearing flip flops to school on Monday just for her

 
Mom: *looks through shoe section*
Mom: This store has some ugly shoes.
Me: Yeah.
Mom: And they're not just ugly.
Me: ...
Mom: They're fugly.
Me: Lol  what?


 












at the store: shoes are so comfy, can walk perfectly
at home: blisters, redness, shoes are a torture device 



 


 

 





 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 

I hate it when,
You make a farting noice with your shoe
and then everyone stares
And then you say,
"It was my shoe!!! See! I'll do it again!!!!

A
nd you can't do it again.



 


Not having you here
Is like having your left shoe on your right foot
It just doesn't feel right
 



Honey

I got heels higher than your standards


 
 

Thguy ithconverse shoes 
.: C h a p t e r 4 :.

 I went to my locker when I got to school and grabbed out my books for my lessons in the morning. I closed the door and almost jumped out of my skin when I saw Jake standing there with a smirk on his face. I put my hand to my heart and looked at him.

“Oh my god Jake, do you like scaring people, or is it just me?” I asked
“Hmm I think it’s just you” he said winking. Did I mention Jake is a major flirt?
I rolled my eyes “What’s up” I said changing the subject as we walked to class
“So i don’t know if you’ve heard but there is a masquerade ball next week, and I was wondering would you like to go with me” he said. I stopped for a minute. Did he just ask me out to a ball? This is the first time I’ve ever been asked out.  I thought about it for a bit.
“Yeah sure, I’d love to accompany a man-sl/t to the ball” I said smiling innocently
“Very funny Tori” I laughed at him and continued walking. “See you soon” he screamed out
It eventually came to lunch and I met up with Savannah in the cafeteria line.
She had this stupid grin on her face, something was up.
“What?”
“I heard someone got asked to the ball next week” she said grinning from ear to ear. I sighed and rolled my eyes
“Jake told you”
She slapped me on the arm “yes he told me silly, oh my gosh, we need to go shopping, buy dresses, and masks. EEK. This is gonna be so exciting, I cant wait” she kept on rambling on and on until I stopped her.
“Who are you going with?” I asked
She blushed a bit “Uh-um-uh. Oh you know, um Jason, asked me before, and I you know, said uh yes”
“Do you like him?” I asked her and she blushed again
“Pfft n-no” I looked at her and raised my eyebrow. She huffed “ok fine, yes I do like him. A bit”
We went and sat down. She’s just too cute. Jake came and sat down next to me smiling.
“yes Jake?”
“What? I can’t sit with my date?” I looked at him with a dull expression
“No, now move” I tried pushing him off the table but he didn’t move.as I was pushing him he slung his arm around my waist and lifted me up and placed me on his lap.
“tsk tsk. Tori. What do you think you’re doing? If you wanted to sit on my lap you could’ve just asked” he said winking his hands still around my waist
“Let me go” I said moving around
“Nope”
“I said let me go” but he still didn’t move
“say pretty please”
“pretty please”
“say Jake is the sexiest beast in the whole entire world”
“Oh hell no. you wish”
“Say it, or else you will never be let go” I sighed
“fine. Jake is the sexiest beast in the whole entire world” he smiled satisfied with my answer, and let me go and pushed me off the seat, making me land on the floor. Savannah and Jake were laughing at me.
“Very funny” I said. I got back up and sat on the other side.
And I just HAD to say yes to this jerk

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Thguy ithconverse shoes 
.: C h a p t e r 6 :.

 Savannah cam running up to me after mason left

“What was that?” she asked jumping up and down
“I don’t know. He just gave me his number” she froze and then started squealing.
“Oh my god, so is he like your boyfriend now? What’s his name? When are you going to see him again?”
“calm down woman. No he is not my boyfriend. His name is Mason and maybe I will see him again” again she squealed
“Okay enough fooling around lets go buy our dresses” we then started heading towards the rest of the shops. At the end of the day we both found gorgeous dresses and fancy masks to match them. We went back home and chatted excitedly about the ball.
We said our goodbyes and she drove off and I walked inside. My phone then strted ringing nd I picked it up
“Hello” I chirped
“Hey Tori its Mason” I sighed
“hey Mason what’s up”
So I was wondering if you wanted to go out to lunch tomorrow”
“Uhh sure” we spoke for a little longer and arranged a little lunch date tomorrow.
I looked outside my window and saw a dark figure jogging. It’s him. I quickly put on my sneakers and walked outside the house running after him. I think he sensed me getting closer as he picked up his pace.
“Hey” I screamed out to him
I picked up speed and caught up to him. He stopped and I ran into his back
“ow” I jumped back onto my feet and saw his hoodie was covering his face
“Um hi”
“What” I slight gasp escaped my mouth. This was the first time I heard him speak.
“I- uh I wanted to just say…”
“Listen here” he stepped closer to me “Is there something wrong with you? Stop stalking me. You are a pathetic little girl that needs to grow up and realize that I don’t want to talk to you” my eyes widened
“Well Mr whatever your name is, no need to be so rude first of all. And second of all you are the one that bumps into me…most of the time” he shook his head and groaned. I didn’t even realize how close he was to me when we were talking. I still can’t see his face though
“You really are annoying” he whispered. His voice sent shivers down my spine
“You don’t know me”
“Oh but I do Victoria Jones. More than you know” I froze in my place before he turned around and jogged off.
One thought ran through my head.
How does he know me?
 
 Hello lovelies. its been a while. ive just been loaded with homework and half the time i couldnt be bothered writing. im sorry :/ so anyways heres a new chappie. I hope you all enjoy it :)


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