Best Sick Quotes Today

At home: COUGH HACK WHEEZE COUGH DIE

At the doctors: .... I swear I'm sick.... Just gimme a sec....
                       
                               I don’t care how old you are, you can be 10 with a bb gun and think it’s funny to shoot at the
                               neighbor’s cat or be 60 years old running dog fights for half your life If I ever find out you’ve
                               hurt an animal, I will beat you with a baseball bat and break every bone in your f
'ucking body.
 






            Bombing a marathon is fxcking disgusting. There's a good
            chance a lot of people ran that for a good cause, it's filth.
            #prayforboston















Looking up symptoms online is
not a good idea. Pretty sure I have scurvy, pneumonia, the bubonic plague, dry skin, leprosy, and death.







 


Accidentally sending ;) instead of :)
and feeling like you just offered them your body.



 


just because it burns doesn't

mean
YOU'RE GONNA DIE.
I'm so sick of being strong.

69 is a prime number
Ironic right?
Him: You're in a good mood today.
Me: No, I'm sick. I don't have the energy to be mean.

omg what if other people kept humans as pets
and took them out for walks on a leash and fed them
dog food on the ground and locked them up in cages
like how freaky would that be
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