guys who live 1000 miles
away: wow you're so
beautiful, like literally perfect. all the nice girls live so far
away! i wish i could meet you in person :( guys who live in my
town: wait, that thing
is supposed to be a girl?
It's okay, I get it. Of course you
chose her over me. She is
pretty,thin, and has been
with more guys
than I can count; the complete
opposite of me. Honestly, I'm used to
it.
there is nothing worse than waking up in what you
think is the middle of the night but then checking
your clock just to see that you only have 2 minutes
left until you have to get
up
