Best Sigh Quotes Ever

I've had two months to do an assignment
And here I am rushing to get it done 2 minutes before it needs to be sent in
That my dear friends, is procrastination at it's finest.




my biggest mistake
WASN'T FALLING FOR YOU, IT WAS THINKING THAT YOU HAD FALLEN FOR ME TOO.










I wish there was a medicine
that could cure ugliness and unpopularity.





 


 



OH, 

I'M SORRY,
DID I CARE ABOUT
you TOO MUCH?



 

Why I'm never eating again:
Me: *Stabs food with fork*
Food: *Falls off fork*
Me: *Stabs again*
Food: *Breaks into two peices*
Me: *Stabs murderously, greatly annoyed*
Food: *Gives me false thoughts that it's going to stay on the fork before falling off into my lap*


 

What I expected when it turned 2014:
*Explosions*
Me: WOAH. I FEEL DIFFERENT. LIKE A NEW PERSON. 

What really happened when it turned 2014:
*Firework booms*
Me: Oh...It's 2014...? Already..?

 




You know what sucks?
I was a shy little idiot when I first joined this website three years ago. And at that time, it was so much easier to make
friends on this website (because people tended to comment back faster, and weird as it is, it feels like they used to be
a lot kinder too?) and there were all these adorable groups of friends of really cool girls that I looked up to. And now,
having finally moved out of my 'shy little idiot' phase into my 'lol idgaf' phase, witty's so inactive that it's freaking lonely.
I wish I had spoken out when I had first joined. I feel like I've missed out on so much. I would love to have all these cutesy
witty bestfriendships like I had hoped to, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen because there are so few users on here
nowadays. I'd be surprised if 2014 isn't my last year here, unless something changes. This place is bumming me out.




(come at me, bro)
 
 
*sends nudes*
reply:
your room is messy
Cookie Dough Formats Cookiedoughformats

Do you get less lonely
Or do you just get used to being alone?
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