throwback to the
time when my grandma bought me a stuffed animal for easter when i
was 6 that came with a tag with a code for the internet for a
virtual world called "Webkinz" and started my so far 8
year internet addiction. thanks grandma, i love it. can i return
it or is it too late?
Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor.
Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption
Witty Logic:
Wittian: Witty needs more members!
Friend: Witty *Looks over Wittian's shoulder* What's that?
Wittian: *X's out of window like it's pòrn* It's uh... It's... Nothing. It's nothing.
Wittian: Witty needs more members!
Friend: Witty *Looks over Wittian's shoulder* What's that?
Wittian: *X's out of window like it's pòrn* It's uh... It's... Nothing. It's nothing.
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and
one of the sleeves starts slipping down like it's
attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you f/cking dare”
