Sitcoms Quotes

I already have a drink

That guy wanted to buy you a drink.
Me: Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
Never shorten your word through texting



K? K what? The letter before L, the letter after J?
Did you know that in JK, K stands for "kidding'. So
Your reply is 'kidding"? Or K as in Potassium? Do
you need some special K in breakfast? K as in I can
K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has a K in it.
Sweet life of Zac and Cody:

Esteban :
No one call Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Del Rosa Ramirez a thief!

Zac and Cody :
No one's got the time.
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