Best Sldkjf Quotes Ever

I'm just past the age where calling people psychos makes me feel better after they've hurt me.
sorry, he said, we don't make those kinds of stickers.
we specialise in packing tape, he said.
that's what i want, i told him. rather than  f r a g i l e ,
custom print  w a n t e d  t o   d i e 
and wrap my coffin in it at two o'clock tomorrow
instead of the rope.
i'm afraid i'll be putting that to other use.


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Slowly moving more of my life offline is probably one of the best things I can do for myself right now.



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