Best Sleep Quotes Ever

The worst thing about taking naps is that you expect to wake up
afterwards feeling well-rested, but instead, you feel like you died and you forget who you are.
If I ever become a teacher, whenever a student falls asleep in my class,
I'm going to take a picture of them and put it on my wall. And that wall will be called the Wall of Shame.
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours, 23 minutes, and 32 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
Why fall in love when
you can fall asleep?




Today, in my math class, we had nap time.

You heard me.
Nap Time. 
The teacher turned the lights off
and let his class of 17 and 18 year olds take a nap.
And then we got to eat cupcakes.



Highlight of my senior year, right there.






 







Have you ever thought about
how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly







 
I like staying up at unhumanly hours, but I also like getting 12 hours of
sleep. Do you see my problem?
Can you relate?

im the type of person that tries to fall back
asleep
in the
morning
just to finish a
dream
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i like my food and sleep.
if i give you my food or text you all night, you're special to me.




 
Things that make me fall asleep really fast
-When someone hums quietly
-When my hair gets played with
-When someone whispers a story to me
-When someone traces my skin
-Chloroform
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