Best Sleep Quotes Ever

Today my dad was singing Christmas carols in the kitchen
Dad:He knows how long you sleep in
Dad:He knows that you've been baked
Dad:He knows you spend all day online so you better hope your grandma gets you something nice because Santa is done with your sh-t

Mom: What time did you go to bed last night?
Me: That information is confidential.

Incoming Freshmen

You can have
-good grades
-a social life
-enough sleep

But you have to chose two.
Good luck.















....Or you can be like me and have none of them



 

Christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?”
“a sense of purpose”

me at 8 years old: goes to bed 2 and a half hours before parents
me at 10 years old: goes to bed 2 hours before parents
me at 11 years old: goes to bed 1 hour before parents
me at 12 years old: goes to bed half hour before parents
me at 13 years old: goes to bed same time as parents
me 4 months ago: goes to bed hour after parents
me now: has all nighters every other night

I don't care if i'm tired,
staying up late and texting you is better than sleeping.

  maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet

                                                               Keep sleeping.                              
 

interrupt my sleep and
i'll interrupt your breathing.