The worst thing about taking naps is that you expect to
wake up
afterwards feeling well-rested, but instead, you feel like you died and you forget who you are.
afterwards feeling well-rested, but instead, you feel like you died and you forget who you are.
If I ever become a teacher, whenever a student falls
asleep in my class,
I'm going to take a picture of them and put it on my wall. And that wall will be called the Wall of Shame.
I'm going to take a picture of them and put it on my wall. And that wall will be called the Wall of Shame.
Why fall in love when
you can fall asleep?
you can fall asleep?
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours, 23
minutes, and 32 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right
now.
Have you ever thought about
how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly
I like staying up at unhumanly hours, but I also like getting
12 hours of
sleep. Do you see my problem?
sleep. Do you see my problem?
Things that make me
fall asleep really fast
-When someone hums quietly
-When my hair gets played with
-When someone whispers a story to me
-When someone traces my skin
-Chloroform
-When someone hums quietly
-When my hair gets played with
-When someone whispers a story to me
-When someone traces my skin
-Chloroform
