it
takes 30 seconds
to type a text
message
that will make her smile
for
hours.
Me: One particle of unobtanium has a nuclear reaction with a flux capacitor, carry the two, change it's atomic isotope into a raioactive spider. follow for a follow.
It’s
the way
he
makes you smile,
how every joke he tells you is hilarious.
How he can annoy you one second,
and make you feel like someone special the next.
The way he says your name makes you weak at the knees.
You start catching yourself looking his way more often,
hoping he’s looking at you too.
Then you start getting nervous whenever you talk to him,
his instant messages become more meaningful to you,
even if you can't remember what he was talking about..
and that’s what makes you know
you love
him.
*My sister and I trying to teach a boy to play piano*
Boy: Did you ever take piano lessons?
Sister: No, Im a natural I guess.
Me: Well, aren't you sharp?
Sister: Take notes then.
Me: Now, lets not cause any treble.
Sister:
Me: Score!
Sister: Give it a rest.
Me: Are we going to be doing this the whole time?
Sister: I could go on for forte days.
Me: That would B major.
Sister: I swear, you are beat in' me up over this.
Me: Im sorry, I didn't mean to. It was accidental.
Sister: You have some major problems.
Me: I don't like your tone.
Boy: Come on guys, compose your thoughts carefully.
Sister: Yeah, lets stick to the coda conduct.
Me: Okay, this is getting ritarded.
Sister: Yeah, I can't think of anymore clefer things to say.
Me: This is alto much for me.
Sister: This is really becoming unbarible.
Me: Good thing you are A minor. Your jokes are so bad, you could have got double time.
Boy: What is going on? Why are you guys laughing so much?
Sister: Well, bassically- *starts laughing*
Me: Okay, lets just get bach to the music. Its too much for her to handel.
Yes, we had an entire conversation in music puns. If you don't know much about music and band, this probably makes no sense.
puts noses on their smiley faces
"If there are any idiots in the room,
please stand up," said the sarcastic
teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet.
"Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?"
enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I
don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you
standing up there all by yourself."
rearrange the letters so they spell
Smile.
Looks like Billy Ray put
too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa
have you ever wondered
if everyone is going through
the same thing as you?
Or if they’ve already been through it
or maybe they haven’t yet , but they will soon.
Because the truth is, we’ve all been in that place.
We may call it different names,
we may think we’re the only ones
but we’re not.
But i just hope for the next person
who’s going through it
has someone there to help them along the way,
because I don’t think I’d want someone else
to go through the things like me and other people
have been through.
Sometimes some people deserve better,
and the people who hurt them
deserve what's
coming...
Sometimes
I wonder
how
many
miles I've scrolled my
cursor...
