Sneakingout Quotes




How to avoid getting in trouble after sneaking out
You: *enter the house*
Parent: Where did you go? 
You: Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe? 
You: *continue to dance around your parent until you reach your bedroom*




                 I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak
                 out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed                


I just got back from one of the best nights.
I snuck out & met up with 2 guy friends.
We snuck into a pool & swam.
Then we came back to my house & watched a scary movie & ate chips.
There were no worries, or insecurities.

You are now chatting with MOM


YOU: TEXT That party was so awesome last night. I am so glad I snuck out. But now I have a hangover :( Prolly shouldn't of drank that much

MOM: TEXT YOU SIT YOUR BUT DOWN ON THAT COUCH AND I'M COMING HOME! YOU NEED TO LEARN TO CHECK WHO YOU ARE TEXTING!

YOU: Error 3475. This number is no longer in service. Please call your operatore

MOM:TEXT SIT DOWN ON THAT COUCH AND I'M COMING HOME! YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL OPERATOR RIGHT!

YOU: ..............








I think
if somebody asked me to sneak out
at night to go to a party,
I'd just laugh in their face and say,
"I don't even come out during the day."







 
So my boyfriend snuck out at 2am to come over. 
He got here. 
And my stepdad Caught Me.
T.T
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