Sociallyawkward Quotes

When people tell me my hair's really long I never know what to do...
Like is it meant as a compliment and so do I need to say thanks
or is it just a statement in which case should I agree.
But then what if it is a compliment and I agree or it's a statement and I say thanks
'coz either way I just end up sounding really big headed
And like do you feel me?

One time I sat in my car for 25 minutes outside of the gym debating on whether or not to go inside. People and small talk just aren't my thing.
Me 4 years ago: Socially awkward

Me now: Socially awkward with a good taste in music
theres already so much stress. why do they need to add more :/

So last Weekend
I was at my gradma's and she had to go to some distant relative's child's 16th birthday and she said I had to go and be social and stuff but when we got there I was quick to realize that the relative of mine who was turning 16 was male and had several male friends to accompany him on his birthday. I immediately sat down and decided it was better for me to sit and stay quiet so I didnt sound like a desperate and socially awkward hermit. After awhile, one of my cousin's (the birthday boy) friends sits next to me and we started talking. Eventually we were having a "cheezy pickup line" contest and he looks me dead in the eye and says
"Outside the bedroom, you'll always be my princess, but inside, im gonna Fück you like a whöre"
and instead of saying something witty and flirty I, like an idiot, said
"Haha okay"
And thats when he left, looking confused and I, feeling dejected and stupid, got a large piece of cake and cried internally for about an hour until we left.

 


Romeo and Juliet?

No, I prefer you and me.




 
Me: How do you know If you're staying inside too much?

Friend: If you you start getting dinner stains on your pyjamas, you're staying inside to much.
Me: Oh...
Friend: Please, go outise.

Nmf





To a lot of people I probably come acoss as a snotty self- centered b.tch but the truth is I'm socially awkward and insecure and talking to people makes me nervous...












normal kids: lose academic skills over the summer











me:loses social skills over the summer

 
My Friend: You're A Weirdo!
Me: Ok Well You're A Friend Of A Weirdo So You Know What That Makes You?
My Friend: No Im Just Being Nice To A Weirdo
Me: D:
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