So
last
Weekend
I was at my gradma's and she
had to go to some distant relative's child's 16th
birthday and she said I had to go and be social and stuff but
when we got there I was quick to realize that the relative of
mine who was turning 16 was male and had several male friends to
accompany him on his birthday. I immediately sat down and decided
it was better for me to sit and stay quiet so I didnt sound like
a desperate and socially awkward hermit. After awhile, one of my
cousin's (the birthday boy) friends sits next to me and
we started talking. Eventually we were having a "cheezy
pickup line" contest and he looks me dead in the eye and
says
"Outside the bedroom, you'll always be my princess, but
inside, im gonna Fück you like a whöre"
and instead of saying something witty and flirty I, like an
idiot, said
"Haha okay"
And thats when he left, looking confused and I, feeling dejected
and stupid, got a large piece of cake and cried internally for
about an hour until we left.