You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I have one sock on.
Stranger: I have no socks on.
You: why?
Stranger: im in my bed.
You: Oh, that makes sense. I
don't wear socks in bed either.
Stranger: where do you live?
You: Canada.
Stranger: WE KICKED YOUR A.S.S. IN
HOCKEY B.TCH! AND WE DONT EVEN LIKE HOCKEY HERE!
You: I don't watch hockey, so
it's ok.
Stranger: We are offically better
than you at everything. FACT.
You: I'M SORRY I CAN'T
HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN!
You have disconnected.