Socks Quotes

It's almost Christmas and I'm still wearing Halloween socks. Am I the only one?
Stress In The Drawers

     If theres anything worse than homework on a holiday break, which I have, is your sister's clothes.--But I cant help that she have the cutest scarfs and leggings. She's been freaking out about me borrowing things from her ever since I lost her lavender mist--Which she never used anyways. Today I needed fuzzy socks because i gave my feet a pedicure. When she came home first thing she said was "Where'd you get those?"
I finally figured it out.
Ninjas.
Their secret.
It's not years of practice.
It's not natural epic kickassness.
It's just really fuzzy, sound-muffling socks.
socks + wood floor = most fun u will ever have
How do people sleep with socks on. 
  I have no clue what I'm gonna say on Friday when school starts.
Friend: "I went on a cruise."
Friend2: "I went to Europe."
Friend3: "I met One Direction."
Me: "I went to sleep with 2 socks on and when I woke up there was only one."
Apparently my socks never remember
"The Buddy System"
whenever I wash them.
Life is too short honey...
to waste time matching socks.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I have one sock on.
 

Stranger: I have no socks on.
 

You: why?
 

Stranger: im in my bed.
 

You: Oh, that makes sense. I don't wear socks in bed either.
 

Stranger: where do you live?
 

You: Canada.
 

Stranger: WE KICKED YOUR A.S.S. IN HOCKEY B.TCH! AND WE DONT EVEN LIKE HOCKEY HERE!

You: I don't watch hockey, so it's ok.

Stranger: We are offically better than you at everything. FACT.

You:  I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY HEALTH CARE PLAN!
 

You have disconnected.







90% of my socks
Are single and you don't see them crying about it

 
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