Best Socks Quotes Ever

Dryer: That's a nice pair of socks you got there.
Dryer: It would be a shame if one of them...
Dryer: Disappeared.

Who else just absolutely can not
sleep with socks on ?





Alarm: *goes off*
Me: *sleeps*
My mam: Neasa get up.
Me: *sleeps*
My brother: *Pokes me hard*
Me: *sleeps*
Dad: *decides to play Van Morrison CDs really loud*
Me: *sleeps*
Hurricane: *Blows tiles off house*
Me: *sleeps*
Rhinos: *charge down door*
Me: *sleeps*
Alpacalypse: *happens*
Me: *sleeps*
One sock: *falls off*
Me: Who has disturbed my slumber?

socks + wood floor = most fun u will ever have





90% of my socks
Are single and you don't see them crying about it

 
Wear Fluffy Socks: 1% Fluffy,1% Comfy, 1% Cotten, 97% Increased Ability to Slide Across Floor Like a Flipping Ninja Riding an Invisible Skate-Board!



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f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT* 

*at church* (Don't ask me why, we were making 


pancake things, so I went.)


Me: *Feels something in my sock, so takes off shoe 

and sock to get it out*

Mum: *looks at me funny* What the heck are you 

doing?


Me: Getting something out of my sock.


Mum: Put your sock back on you're making us look

like a family who loves to take off our shoes and

socks in public.



Me: Df?

That moment when you realise 
you have more fluffy slipper socks thto real socks. 








Just me?
What if dryers are just trying to steal your socks to free house elfs and we've been misunderstanding them?
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