Sofa Quotes

we can stay forever young
living on my sofa, drinking rum and cola
underneath the rising sun


 

Are you a sofa?
 Because you are
SOFAcking annoying.


 
 

If you have not jumped from sofa to sofa pretending that the floor is lava then you have never had a childhood...
If you've never jumped from one sofa to the other to avoid lava, you've never been a child.
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