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my sense of humor: the quick beep when
someone swears on reality tv. 
Me: *sees friend walking with a boquet of flowers*
Me: Awwww who gave those to you?
Friend: I found these in a thrash can
Me:Oh...
Me:Same dif
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 Last night I looked up into the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
          I was doing great until I ran out of stars. -with
Tori

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people my age have children, what the hell, i am a children




i can't even pick my favourite song what makes you think i can pick a college
 




A king only bows down to his queen


 
**ciara and darren fighting over jade's feet on the bus**
darren: LET GO!!!!!!!!!
ciara: NO! their my feet, you don't have any!!!

Silence

Me&jade: He dosen't have any feet???
one time in chemistry my teacher dropped something and yelled 'zoo wee mama' and
i laughed so hard, i had to go to the nurses's office.
Watching my 5,6,and 8 year old cousins.... the 5 year old asks if they can go on the slip and slide. My response: it's December! no just no!
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