Best Someone Quotes This Month


what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses

imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not  

someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

DO YOU EVER JUST HAVE THE BIGGEST F-CKING CRUSH ON SOMEONE EVER AND YOU JUST KNOW IT WONT WORK BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO OLD OR YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR THEY ARE TOO ATTRACTIVE FOR YOU SO YOU PRETTY MUCH SPEND WHAT FEELS LIKE ETERNITY HAVING THIS UNEXPLAINABLE FEELING FOR THEM UNTIL IT RIDS YOU OF THE SMALL BIT OF HEART YOU HAVE LEFT UNTIL YOU FIND ANOTHER PERSON TO HAVE THE SAME SH-TTY FEELING TOWARDS 

imagine having someone who only wanted you and didn’t flirt with anyone else and didn’t make you uncertain whether they liked you or not
Before you ask someone out 
You have to make a commitment with them
otherwise its not worth it. 

 

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