Son Quotes

father,father,
tell me where have you been. </3


-sleeping with sirens
My Mother: 
Oh look at that cute boy! He looks your age, perfect for you! Oh wait, is that his son? And... theres his wife...
Be the man, you want your son to be
 
 An old Cherokee told his grandson,

"My son there is a battle of between two wolves inside us all.
One is evil. It is anger, jealousy, greed, resentment, inferiority, lies and ego. The other is good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, humility, kindness,empathy and truth."
The boy thought about it, and asked,
"Grandfather, which wolf wins?"
The old man quietly replied, "The one you feed."

-Author unknown


The star of the football team has a blind dad
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he ever had,
making the winning touchdown
& + many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."






Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?


Father: It means 'to be happy'.


Son: Are you gay?.


Father:No, son. I have a wife.
.




Crying because the video Coming Down by 5FDP is so sad.
It just shows that having one friend can save you..
I dare you all to watch it, even if you don't like metal.
If you don't cry, you have no heart.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptzzU7jFQwo
When I grow up
I want a son first, 
then a daughter;

so my son would beat up any boy 
that makes my little girl cry. 
If you're havin' quidditch problems

I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a snitch aint

one



I.Q. Test


Daughter's name is Forty Two

Son's name is Fifty Two

Mother's name is Mrs. Sixty Two

what is the name of the father ?


format credit
rajsonkar follow 
< 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next >
People You Might Like
  • mariah_love1369
  • Steve
  • E*
  • *Freedom*
  • Dudu*
  • halfempty
  • Skimrande
Newest Wittians
  • kennabee
  • uluruayersrocktours
  • wcralabama
  • loldot
  • ttatianq
  • caro106
  • betrayedneed