dad
in any movie: but
son, you're throwing away your dream!!!
son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away
yours
So my aunt and uncle had their first child today.
My aunt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My uncle: *holding her hand* Are you okay??
My aunt: I AM PASSING A HUMAN THROUGH MY VÅGINA DO YOU THINK I'M OKAY??
Parents always say
that they're worried about their daughter getting
pregnant, but they never say that they're worried about their son getting someone pregnant. I think that says a lot.
pregnant, but they never say that they're worried about their son getting someone pregnant. I think that says a lot.
Found this online and just had to share it with you guys!!!
One day a rich dad took his son on a trip to the village.
He wanted to show him how poor someone can be.
They spent time on the farm of a poor family.
At the end of the day, Dad asked,
"Did you see how poor the were? What did you learn?"
Son said, "We have one dog, they have four.
We have a pool, they have rivers.
We have lanterns at night, they have stars.
We buy foods, they grow theirs.
We have walls to protects us, they have friends.
We have enclopedias, they have bibles."
Then he finished by saying,
"Thnaks Dad for showing me how poor we are."
Moral Lesson:
It's not money that makes us rich.
Its about the quality of life... of having friends and God.
SHARE THIS IF YOU AGREE WITH THE MORAL!
One day a rich dad took his son on a trip to the village.
He wanted to show him how poor someone can be.
They spent time on the farm of a poor family.
At the end of the day, Dad asked,
"Did you see how poor the were? What did you learn?"
Son said, "We have one dog, they have four.
We have a pool, they have rivers.
We have lanterns at night, they have stars.
We buy foods, they grow theirs.
We have walls to protects us, they have friends.
We have enclopedias, they have bibles."
Then he finished by saying,
"Thnaks Dad for showing me how poor we are."
Moral Lesson:
It's not money that makes us rich.
Its about the quality of life... of having friends and God.
SHARE THIS IF YOU AGREE WITH THE MORAL!
If a guy randomly asks me...
"do I know you from somewhere?"
I'm going to respond with...
"We'll you should! We have a son!"
That'd make my day...the look he would wear on his face!?
Priceless xD
"do I know you from somewhere?"
I'm going to respond with...
"We'll you should! We have a son!"
That'd make my day...the look he would wear on his face!?
Priceless xD
I had gotten my son a puppy for his birthday,
but I just accidently killed him with my car as I backout up out of the drive...
I guess I'll have to look after the puppy myself now.
