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MY DAYDREAM:

Me: Hey Nick! WOW you button your shirt all the way? You gotta leave some room to breathe!
*starts unbuttoning shirt

Nick: Um Laura...you unbuttoned two already...I think thats enough

Me: No no...it's not...hold on
*takes off shirt

Nick: LAURA! YOU JUST UNBUTTONED MY WHOLE SHIRT AND TOOK IT OFF!

Me: Well you still have an undershirt..
*Slowly pulls off his undershirt.

Nick: Okay Laura, what are you trying to do to me?!

Me: Oooh Nick! Aren' t you sweating in those pants? Let me help
*Unzips his pants

Nick: Laura...
*tries to push me away

Me: Dang you must be even hotter with your underwear...

Nick: NO LAURA! BAD BAD BAD BAD LAURA!!!!

Me: I think there may be a bed in this room...do you wanna frickle frack with me? ;]

Nick:....what

END OF DREAM

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