Sorrynotsorry Quotes

Nobody is perfect. I might even go as far as saying that nobody is special. Sure, maybe some people have an amazing talent, or good looks. However, in the long run, we're all just doomed. All destined to the same gory, horrible ending. Death. Ultimately, we should all be wishing for things like immortality. Because we have much worse things to worry about than you. So stop typing, put the phone down. Get real.






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SHUT

UP

and

Love

Simple

Plan
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Answer 'em!

1. Do you sleep in your bra? nah
2. Do you like noodles? yeahh.
3. Do you enjoy drama? If I'm out of it, yeah. 
4. Are you a girly girl? Sometimes lol. 
5. Small or large purses? Small
7. Are you short? Not too short. 
8. Do you like somebody? Yes. 
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? no, not really.
10. Do you like Halloween? yes!
11. Are you double jointed? nope.
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? In the school yard lol. 
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Yeah. 
14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Not really, but there are a lot about my bff so I'm kinda involved. 
15. Do you call anybody by their last name? Some guys. 


GIRLS BE HONEST ;

1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Red. 
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? dark.
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? Yes. 
4. Do you have a best friend? Yes. 
5. Have you ever had your heart broken ? yep.
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? No. 
7. Do you like your life? Kind of. 
8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? yeah. 
9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? about equal.
10. How long have you had a facebook? For 2 years or so
11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? haha yeah.
12. What are your biggest fears? Being alone. 
 13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? yep.
14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? he's always on my mind. ♥
15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? people can change, but they're hard to trust.
16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? yesss.
17. Do you ever wish you were famous? Not really. 
18. Are you currently missing someone? My bff, Maddy :(
19: who are you texting right now? Caytlin, Jordan. 

THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE
Cowboy or Gangster? ..gangster?  haha
Face or Body? both.(;
Sweet or Sexy? both, but more sweet.
Contacts or Glasses? contacts.
YOURSELF...
01. Eyeliner or Mascara? Eyeliner but both. 
 02. Pink or black? Pink. 
03. Pumps or flats? flats.
04. Skirts or pants? pants.
05. Socks or leggings? Leggins. 
06. Hoodies or jackets? hoodies.
07. Heels or sneakers? sneakers but I love heels too. 
08. Straight or curly hair? straight.
09. White or black? black.
10. Smoothies or lattes? smoothies.
11. Diet or regular sodas? regular, except coke.
12. Water or daiquiris? water.
13. Pearls or diamonds? diamonds.
14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? ashley.
15. iPod or cell phone? cell phone.
16. Friends or family? both are really important to me. ♥
17. Lip gloss or lip stick? lip stick. 
18. Manicure or pedicures? Manicure. 
19. Tank tops or beaters? tank tops.
20. Big sunglasses or small?  big.
21. Sunglasses or purses? sunglasses.

IN A GUY ...
Funny or Serious? funny. ♥
Romantic or Daredevil? Both. 
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? dark.
Long Hair or Short Hair? whatever looks best on the guy.
Curly Hair or Straight Hair? straight.
Hockey Player or Football Player? football.
 
From my SAT vocab cards:

WITTICISM (noun)
A witty remark or sentence




Dont Talk About It, Be About It!!!
#SoRrYnOtSoRrY
#sUcKsToSuCk
You know your a sorry friend when you take your "bestfriends" boyfriend not even a week after they broke up, after knowing how she how in love she was with him. No one is sorry that you lost you friends because you betrayed them sweetheart, so cut the pity party.
If your gonna put your whole life on social media, then don't get p!ssed when someone reads it and starts to talk about it. That's no ones fault but your own.
No but I will literally yell at you and then be like "Sorry if I was rude or offended you" or I'll compliment you a few times and be like "omg I'm sorry for annoying you" like literally I apologize for everything.
If she says she had a dream about you,
she wants the d.





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Don't wear leggings and expect me not to stare at your as*. Wear a sweatsuit if you have a problem with it.
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