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I said I'd never abandon witty... juggling work, my boyfriend (who lives in an area that only gets verizon service.. I don't have verizon), and studying has really shot that to hell
so, basically a run-down as to what
happened when I took a break from witty
(wasn't really a "break" because I still did
log on pretty often on mobile, I was just 
way too lazy to open my laptop.) um,
okay. my ex best friend and I became
best friends again. (I messaged her
because she posted something that
was obviously about me on tumblr, 
and I was like "wtf, stop saying I hate
you to everyone, because I already got
your bf to pass along I don't" and she
replied back and yeah idk it just sorta
happened.) and when the universe is
nice and give-eths, the universe also
take-eth away, so I got my best friend
back, but the guy I was really falling for
got back together with his ex, so hella
lonely. my sister's dog had puppies 
with my dog, and I'm allowed to keep 
one and his name is Pi (because it's
me, and if you know me, you know
that isn't surprising. I actually asked
the guy for help naming him. I was
like "no but really, I need your help.
if you don't give me a name, that poor
puppy will spend it's life being called
Pi or an element from the periodic table
because I do s.hit like that." and he was
just like "I actually like Pi." so, yeah.)
also, I've  been playing a lot of skyrim.
tried to go back to far cry 3 because I
finished it on ps3, but have yet to on
xbox (I want the achievements, bruh)
and switching games is always so
confusing with controls so that only
lasted a day. idk, that seems to be it.

but really guys, I was friends with my

friend for like only 2 weeks before the
guy I like all of a sudden got back in 
touch with his ex (him and I hung out
literally 2 days before he did) and I do
not think it is a coincidence. the world
hates me, I swear.
What's "good for you" doesn't always make your heart skip a beat,
and your mind whir in the middle of the night.
But it also doesn't leave you crying alone in your bed,
with a dying hope the size of North America.
but like guys I bought Bioshock Infinite
when it was still $60, and I haven't had it in
months because I lent it to my friend, and
now that we aren't friends she won't give it
back. she also has like $30 worth in books
that are mine. all I have of hers is DVDs
her mom sent (didn't want to watch them)
and hoodies (that she left here and never 
took home.) like, please, take your stuff
and give me mine back.
i havent been on in a while...... so hi
I Kinda Sorta Want To Kiss You <3
Emotions are supposed to be raw, ugly, brutal.You dont want someone to sorta love you. You want that love to be a bursting flame, not a candle.”  
From the jump you could tell my attitude was way different than them dudes tryna rap at you cuz half them dudes would you the same platitude thinking this is gonna get the girl laughing soon. Not true home boy but i like the entertainment you threw so much money that i thought that it was raining, and so did like 15 other guys, you should try the other side crazytown live, playing butterflies

what do ya think of that one lizzy bizzy? c:




We like people not so much for how we feel about them, but how they make us feel about ourselves

In Junior High I was proud of being flat chested because gym was still fun for me and I didn't have to worry like all of my friends who complained about how it was no more fun because it hurt to run. I was proud of my height because it made me stand out enough that people thought I was some special person for just growing early. I was proud of my frizzy hair because it reminded me of a fun book character from a series I used to love, Pippi Longstocking, I was also proud of my red hair because of that. I was proud when I had to start shaveing and got my first pimple because it ment I was growing up. I was proud of my eye color because they were a little bit blueish. I was proud of my personality because everyone loved me and said I was a great friend. I was proud of my smile and laugh because they were contagious. I was proud of my mismatched clothes and crazy knee high socks because I had all the colors of the rainbow on me and rainbows were happy and was I. I was a stupid kid to think that I would be proud of these things for the rest of my life.
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