Starbucks Quotes

omgomgomg okay
go to starbucks and order a cappuccino
and tell them your name is latte.

i really want to try this.
Blank space,
So you've been listening to taylor swifts new song, 'blank space' and it sais 'starbucks lovers'. You're like;
a) just hum along and dont notice,
b) go, "OMG, DID SHE JUST SAY STARBUCKS LOVERS?!?"
Me: b) Go "OMG, DID SHE JUST SAY STARBUCKS LOVERS?!?"








 Grande or tall
a shot of expresso
iced coffee, horizon milk,
vanilla frappichino
caramel drizzle, and maybe some whipped cream
put it all together and it is my dream
you can even get a cake ball, a fresh cookie too
to satisfy the growing hunger in you
 
 



 









That's for
yesterday,
Squarepants!




#SpongebobHipsterpants




 

I must be the only person who has never been to starbucks!

 

 
It is inhumane,
in my opinion, to force
people who have a
genuine medical need for
coffee to wait in line
behind people who
apparently view it as
some kind of recreational
activity.










 
              

starbucks cashier: how can i help you
me: i summon hazelnut latte in attack position. i activate the magic card "size grande" and apply it to my coffee. hazelnut latte allows me to special summon a cheese danish from the dessert section and set it in defense position. i set credit card face down and end my turn.

I can be having the worst day, and the one thing that always makes me feel better is Starbucks coffee...I think i was born into the wrong family, no one in my family likes Starbucks-well, I think its awesome!

 
I only go to Starbucks to meet guys.
Soceity's just an over dramatic white girl,
who lost her white Iphone in starbucks,
and is pissy she cant take a picture of her stupid moca-latte-tea-coffee,
and post it to Instagram, and is now taking it out on everyone around her.
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