Best Status Quotes Ever

B/tch you hate I may like your statuses, but it doesn't mean that I like YOU
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hehe get it?
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and f-cking murder them

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in,
until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

"When life gives you a bad romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys just dance.... xDD <3"

14 year old me being cool and edgy

And before you ask , yes i did like my own status

The hardest things about a new friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.



i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone

It's weird to come onto Witty now.
It's weird to see how empty it has become and it's weird to me that people are still here. It's weird because while it's out of mind and out of sight for me, it's still someone's everything. That use to be me coming on every waking moment - worrying about FramingMatthew and angry at Brandon Cyrus. Staying up all night to make sure Witty wasn't shut down for swearing and sending Steve rude comments for taking off the "vent" catergory. I made friends on here. But they haven't been on in months. And I lost their numbers. And I miss staying up until 3 in the morning on chat talking to them. Talking about nothing. Starting drama. Ending it. 
I've been a member of Witty Profiles since 2011. Three years. I'm older now, have a job, in college, living with my boyfriend. I'm busy. I have created a life for myself.
I've moved on from the cuts and bruises, the heartbreaks, the tears, the lonliness. I have learned how to be happy with who I am and I am still learning who I will be. I recognize how who I was has shaped me into who I am. It's weird to come onto Witty now because I see how much has changed. The website. The rules. The people. And me. 


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