Best Status Quotes Ever



B/tch you hate I may like your statuses, but it doesn't mean that I like YOU
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hehe get it?
nmq
if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and f-cking murder them

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager

Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in,
until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

"When life gives you a bad romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys just dance.... xDD <3"

14 year old me being cool and edgy


And before you ask , yes i did like my own status