Best Status Quotes This Month


i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"
 

someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

calm your tít.
just one tít.
leave the other one crazy.
that's your party tít.


have you ever read something that killed you inside? like a text message or someone's status. everything was going fine until you accidentally came across something you didn't want to read. Or found out something you were better off not knowing. It's almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constantly read it over and over again to torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your entire day.
 


"Your bra strap is showing."


Oh no, no one can know that I, a teenage girl, am wearing a bra.


Someone call Victoria because her Secret's out.

 

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

the tooth fairy teaches children
to sell their bodies for money.

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing

THE
"earth"
WITHOUT
"art"
IS
JUST
"eh."


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