Best Status Quotes This Month

Finn: it's your own star
Rachel:
you named a star after me?
Finn: no, i thought about it, but then i named it Finn Hudson, because there already is a star called Rachel Berry, and she's right here on earth and she's brighter than any of those stars up there. So I wanted to make sure that whenever she feels lonely, she can look up at the sky and no matter where i am, she can know that i'm looking down on her.
-Glee


can i have an extra day to write this paper
i fractured my motivation

                                                     
              I watch the night
                            turn light blue
                 but it's not the same
                                     without you.

         
                  
 
Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
Guys: eww fat chicks

Guys: 
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish ugh it's so stupid
Guys: 
ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis they need to be feminine ugh

Guys: 
why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
Guys: eww you look gross are you sick?? tired?? Dying???                                       

Guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
Guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen b/tch thats not gonna get u a husband

Guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs and stuff cmon lighten up
Guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how f/cking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries??
                   
May your hair, teeth, face-lift, abs, and stocks not fall. And may your blood pressure, triglycerides, cholesterol, white blood cell count, and mortgage interest rate not rise. Happy New Year.






If you think someone is better off without you
Chances are they probably aren't.