Best Status Quotes This Week

i don't wanna go to work tomorrow
I wish you could buy confidence
tap dat like button boi
I just wanted you to tell me not to fart in the orbeez
I just wanted you to tell me not to fart in the orbeez
Karate Joe is my dad
follow me i will follow you
if y-e-s spell yes then what does e-y-e-s spell
IT'S SUCH A TRAGEDY WHEN PEOPLE HARDLY SPEAK. 







 
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TRY TO LIVE UP TO THE PERSON YOU PRETEND TO BE.












 
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