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HEY GUYS!

So I was thinking...

We should make a list about the things we love about Witty.
So comment on this quote, and tell me (and Steve) about your favorite Witty things. 



 

 


 

Hey Everyone!  I need some help with Witty.

More than two thirds of the people who visit Witty are now using a phone or other small mobile device.  If Witty is to prosper again, it needs to look great on mobile.

The question I have is: How do I deal with "fancy" formats on mobile?  Most of the current formats are too wide to fit on mobile and become unreadable.  Should only the desktop version of the site have the fancy formats and the mobile site just be plain text?  Should I convert fancy formats to images that get shrunken to display on the mobile site?  Maybe you have a better idea.  Comment please!

Steve

Just Witty Things


1. Cute Formats
2. Picture Quotes
3. Steve
4. NMQ/NMF
5. "Jocked"
6. Amenah's Elephant
7. The Gender Conspiracy
8. Nutella
9. The One Direction Phase
10. Jimmy365's Secret
11. The "Good Ol' Days" of "Real Witty"
12. 1,000 Faves
13. When Every Top Quote Was By The Same Person
14. Witty Facebook Friends
15. The Witty Family
Today, I received news that may change my life soon. It was regarding a decision that I made on February 15, 2015. Thank you, Steve, for your sincere advice.
 
My preview says I'll only get 3 likes...
STEVE THINKS WITTY IS DEAD!!!


My quote. Do NOT steal!

 
Answer these questions as jaunestly as you can (Tag the users you want to fill this out...):

1. What were you thinking when you chose your username? (Seriously, what the fck?) 

Honestly, I was thinking about Discord. #MLP5ever

2. Why is EmptyAshtray always online? (Seriously, go eat something. I fear for you.)
Oh my word, but you're right...

3. What made you cry last?
Watching Perks of Being a Wallflower. (fck you noah <3)

4. Is Patrick your bae? (Trick question, he's MY bae and mine only.) 
PATRICK IS BAE AND YOU CAN SCK IT

5. Fat Amy or Fat Patricia?
Fat Amy

6. Who you gonna call?
Now I have that song stuck in my head.

7. Do you ship Tasty?
More than most.

8. Can you pronounce asdjfkl;?
No.

9.
???

10. Yes diggity?
No--I like the way you work it.

11. Do you know the muffin man?
Now I've got THIS song stuck in my head.

12. Who are you gay for? (If you are gay, who are you straight for?) 
What do I put down if I'm bisexual? Uhhh EMILY

13. Are you friends with Loudest_Scream?
Eh, she's all right.

14. If no, WHY NOT!?!?
I'LL DO. WHAT I WANT.

15. I'm ending this survey/quiz thing just so you can take the time to become friends with her, go now!
Answer these questions as jaunestly as you can (Tag the users you want to fill this out...):

1. What were you thinking when you chose your username? (Seriously, what the fck?) 

"ooh my name in elvish is cool look witty look"

2. Why is EmptyAshtray always online? (Seriously, go eat something. I fear for you.)
I was about to type that she wasn't on, but then she came online...

3. What made you cry last?
Last time I was at Noah's and my allergies spiked.

4. Is Patrick your bae? (Trick question, he's MY bae and mine only.) 
PATRICK IS BAE

5. Fat Amy or Fat Patricia?
Fat Amy

6. Who you gonna call?
GHOSTBUSTERS! (Or 911, yeah?)

7. Do you ship Tasty?
O. T. P.

8. Can you pronounce asdjfkl;?
I always get stuck on the semicolon.

9. 


10. Yes diggity?
NO DIGGITYYY (gotta bag it up)

11. Do you know the muffin man?
"Who lives on Drury lane?"
"Well...she's married to the muffin man."
"The muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"


12. Who are you gay for? (If you are gay, who are you straight for?) 
Hannah Hart, Rose Dix, Winona Ryder, Judy Garland

13. Are you friends with Loudest_Scream?
I'm vgina close with her.

14. If no, WHY NOT!?!?
Vgina close, Survey-er.

15. I'm ending this survey/quiz thing just so you can take the time to become friends with her, go now!
(((vgina close)))
Answer these questions as jaunestly as you can (Tag the users you want to fill this out...):

1. What were you thinking when you chose your username? (Seriously, what the fck?) 

I like Perks of Being a Wallflower, so i chose something that refrenced it.

2. Why is EmptyAshtray always online? (Seriously, go eat something. I fear for you.)
I don't know, go scare a nun.

3. What made you cry last?
When I listened to my Parents fight for a staright 16 hours. (new world record!)

4. Is Patrick your bae? (Trick question, he's MY bae and mine only.) 
Yes, stay away!

5. Fat Amy or Fat Patricia?
Fat Patricia

6. Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!!!

7. Do you ship Tasty?
Absoloutly.

8. Can you pronounce asdjfkl;?
If i use a German accent.

9. 
Yes

10. Yes diggity?
NOOO, NO DIGGITY ALLOWED!!

11. Do you know the muffin man?
yes, he once sold me weed.

12. Who are you gay for? (If you are gay, who are you straight for?) 
Patrick, Shai Labeouf, Christofer Drew

13. Are you friends with Loudest_Scream?
yes

14. If no, WHY NOT!?!?
Sorry gosh, i'll change that right now.

15. I'm ending this survey/quiz thing just so you can take the time to become friends with her, go now!
I need to stop saying "nice" after everything

Hows ur mashed potatoes? nice

Hows ur cat? nice 

How was prison? nice
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.

Steve is following me!
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.

Thank you, Steve!
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