Best Steve Quotes Today

Girl on Witty to Steve: Happy Valentine's Day! What will you be getting for the Mrs.?
Steve: TODAY'S VALENTINE'S DAY???!!!

life = made


The word 'sexy' is no loger censored. 
I guess you could say,

Steve just bought sexy back.


 

what if
tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin
at key points in our lives
and we had to figure out
what they meant for ourselves?

 


it takes 30 seconds
to type a text message
that will make her smile
              for hours.

 


let us have a moment of silence

for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
 

Honestly,,
some of the sexiest things about a guy
is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired,
the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face
when he knows he’s done something good,
and the protective instincts he has
when it comes to his girl.

 

its so strange
that autumn is so beautiful,
but everything is really dying...

 


seeing

cute and put-together 12 and 13 year olds
gets me so angry
they’re supposed to be awkward
with bad haircuts
they’re supposed to suffer the same way i did


 


What if quotes could have a background image?

 
Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.
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