Student Quotes

i love that student that argues with the teacher and entertains the rest of the class:)

let_it_be_known
funny

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Teacher: Why are you late?

Studen't: I'm late?

Teacher: You missed an entire period.

Student: Are you telling me im pregnant?

5 0

*ｓａｍｍｉ*
teacher

There is always one class during my day where I have no friends in it and the teacher always makes us pick partners and I'm left out and put into a group of three where the people hate me.

7 0

DunGoofed
school

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: They are called Turks
,
now What r the people of Germany called?

Student: They are called Germs

4 0

lozyskyflame
school

If a barber makes a mistake, it's a new style.
If a scientist makes a mistake, it's a new invention.
If a teacher makes a mistake, it's a new theory.
If a student makes a mistake, it's a mistake...

19 4

butterfly_love
school

*4th Period*
Me: *Whispering* Thanks for the dollar.
Cousin: *Whispering* The drugs are in the locker.
Teacher: *Also whispering* Until I turn you into the office.
Cousin: I was just kidding!

24 0

Asking_Alexis
school

                                                                               Teacher:"Where's your book?!"

                                                                                  Student:"At home."
                       Teacher:"And what's It doing there?"
                       Student:"Having more fun than me."

10 0

Sunny*
school

HUMANS SPEND A THIRD OF THEIR LIFE SLEEPING

I THINK IT WOULD BE A HALF IF WE HAD GOT NO EXAMS

17 0

Golfish27
school

{If school is not the
place to sleep,

then home is not
the place to study.}

13 0

234325fdsazgdg*
school

calcu lato r?
more like calcuLATER , because I ain't about that math life.

4 1

nebula_xo
love