Student Quotes

Teacher: Wheres your book?
Me: At home..
Teacher: Whats it doing at home?
Me:Its a BOOK.What do you think its doing at home?Nothing!
Teacher:
Me:
Class:

Teacher:Well bring it in next lesson!

 
"I love school" Said no student ever.
 
1. I just realized that "never" is a contraction of "not ever"

2. and "blush" is a contraction of "blood rush"

3.also "studying" is a contraction of "student dying"



Teacher: *hands out test*
Me: *sits there for ten minutes*
Teacher: Hand your tests in.
Me: YOU DIDN'T SAY START! 



Anyone notice "studying"
is "student" and "dying"
put together?

nmq








One of the best misconception in school/ college life:



Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment...





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Teacher: Why are you laughing, Delilah?!
Me: I'm sorry - I was just thinking about something funny
Teacher: once and for all, Delilah, remember that during
school hours, you're not supposed to think!
Teacher: Young man, are you the teacher of this class?
Student: No ma'am
Teacher: then don't talk like an idiot!
Student: Are you english, Sir?
Teacher: No, I'm scottish.
Student: So you ain't english then?
Teacher: No, I'm british.
Student: So you ain't english then?
Teacher: No, I am not. But as you can see, I do speak english.
Student: But I can't understand what you're saying Sir.
Teacher: Well, clearly you can.
Student: Sorry, are you talking scottish now?
Teacher: No, I'm talking english.










          Me: *sneezes*
          Everyone:
          Someone else: *sneezes*
          Teacher: Bless you
          Students: Bless you
          Principal: Bless you
          Class Hamster: Bless you
          Jesus: Bless you
          God: Bless you
          Tupac: Bless you





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