Best Student Quotes This Year

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I'm late?
Teacher: You just missed an entire period
Student: Are you telling me that I'm pregnant?

312 1

Hale_Storm18
funny

Teacher: What's something you can't see or feel?
Student: Air
Me: Wifi

194 1

Hale_Storm18
teacher

Teacher to student:

Can you define a LECTURER?

Student:

A LECTURER is a person who has a very bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.

144 39

Rajsonkar
school

Question by a student !!

If a single teacher can’t teach us all the subjects,

Then… How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?

134 5

Rajsonkar
school

Teacher: "I am beautiful." What tense is this?
Student: Obviously past.

71 1

carson5482
school

Teacher: Email me the assignment by Monday.
Teacher: I'll need your email address.
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me: beatdemhoes69@aol.com

65 0

CharliesTheName
lol

Teacher: "Why can I hear
you talking?"
Student: "Because you have ears."

62 0

glitter162*
school

One of the best misconception in school/ college life:

Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment...

formatcredit- rajsonkar

43 13

Rajsonkar
school

  Me: *sneezes*
  Everyone:
  Someone else: *sneezes*
  Teacher: Bless you
  Students: Bless you
  Principal: Bless you
  Class Hamster: Bless you
Jesus: Bless you
  God: Bless you
  Tupac: Bless you

56 0

CharliesTheName
lol

1. I just realized that "never" is a contraction of "not ever"

2. and "blush" is a contraction of "blood rush"

3.also "studying" is a contraction of "student dying"

46 0

lovefree15
school