Stupidness Quotes



Is it honestly the worst thing in the god damn world to want you at my side all the time? and to hate the things you go to first rather than me? And to hate the fact you apologize for things you end up doing anyway? is it really unreasonable for me to expect the same for you when you know the lengths i would go to for you, and to be with you. I toss everyone and everything aside for you, to not have the same in return, or so it feels... Cause if it was the case, you would be here right now letting me comfort you and vice versa.
Why do I feel like this, I hate it so much.


Screw you because you made lies about me saying I was with my boyfriend as a cover up,
You obviously have your head in your behind.
like do you ever feel like
its too much to ask for just a hug,

 
or a small phone convo ;_;
htoyihjflhjfghgjrphtproht meh

Sandy:Patrick can you go be stupid somewhere else?
Patrick:Not until 4:00.
Sandy:...
Spongebob:GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE SANDY AND I HAVE TO GET SMOOCHING!!!!
Sandy:Great job,Spongebob, now look what you've done.
Patrick:Hey,my fake watch says it's four. And Spongebob, you're getting silent treatment.



 

made for bordem

I just want this random sadness to disappear
Just like how you left me
A college English teacher was pacing around the front of the room, saying, "Now, class, as you all know theree will be a test tomorrow and I am expecting a full class. there will be no excuses for lateness, although I may consider illness, a death in your immediate family, or a serious personal injury, but that is all."
A student rasies his hand and asks, "What if we're still recovering from extreme sexual pleasure?"
The teacher strutted gallantly over to his desk and said, "Then I guess you'll have to write the exam with your other hand."
I can already smell the roses
I'm not getting today.

 
That moment when...
a parent of a student
you teach at dance complains
to the owner of your dance studio that 
the song you picked for their jazz dance
Fire from Camp Rock 2
is too "sexual" for 8-11 year olds
to do a dance to
I'd love to live in Africa but I'd last about 3 minutes before a lion would kill me for trying to hug it.
weeeeeeeeellllllllllllllll i just found a video on youtube....girl eats her own tampon....
Stupidest sh*t ever maybe? Yah.
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