Best Suck Quotes This Week






          Me: *licks popsicle seductively*
          Me: Yeah that's not the only thing I suck
          Me: *winks*
          Me: *lowers voice to a whisper*
          Me: I also suck at life.





When kids are all
"oh my god I'm 13 and I've never kissed anybody!
I'm going to die alone!"
And I'm just like....
"GET OFF THE INTERNET!"
Girl: Do I have cramps or has my appendix exploded
Girl: Does my boob hurt or am I having a heart attack
Girl: Am I on my period or is this internal bleeding
Girl: These are our struggles
Boy: Thinking dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
Boy: The struggles of a man
Girl: Boo hoo
Girl: Thinking of my naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back into my vågina
 
Things You Can Suck:
My Di//ck

S(laughter)

Coincedence?

I think not



I pretend I don't have emotions, so nobody knows that I'm broken. 

 


    

 
 


HEY, YOU. COME HERE. 

Soooo...
I'll keep this short.

I personally, am the kind of girl that will go directly to the funny 
section, so I don't usually see hate here.

But, there's suddenly this bully that has sprung up out of no
where.

I think it's a girl, but let's call it, "it." Like a fish. Or, something.
(It doesn't have the honor of being a potato.)

Bullies usually just want attention.

When you give them attention, they are happy.

Before it becomes popular (which is what it wants) let's all just
report it.


Open up another tab (I know, there's already so many) and enter this:

http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/SexxyGirl/commentsbyuser


Read some of the comments and if you agree, just report it.

P.S.
Remember, you're beautiful and I luff you.


"There are plenty of fish in the sea!"
Well, then I guess I suck at fishing.
Girls are lucky they don't have to deal with morning wood -.-

you may still have the key to my heart
but i'm changing the lock.
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