Best Sunglasses Quotes This Week


when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton 
Him: *wears sunglasses inside*
Me: The only people that wear sunglasses inside are blind people and douchebags and you are not blind.

Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without them knowing. It's like facebook in real life.
When I was younger, I used to draw the sun with sunglasses on. I'm just realizing how much of a contradiction that is.
Ok so my mom and I were at the laundry mat today to dry our clothes (our dry stopped working) 
Me: *says something about my bra*
My mom: I was washing clothes earlier and Michael (my little brother) picked up one of your bras
and said, "Look mom, sunglasses." I said "No bud, that's Tay's bra. I was laughing so hard.
Me: ._.
And just like that,
My heart starts to love you like I never thought it could .
 
 

Don't Look Through Tinted Lenses
It only allows you to see the dark side
Of A Bright Day...
 
 
u May Think Ur Cool
Buh u Will Never Be
A Cat Riding
On The Back Of A
Dog Wearing
Sunglasses ;D
Putting sunglasses on inside instantly makes you the coolest person in the room


Trencher Problem #126


When you
can't put
on aviator
sunglasses without
saying,
"Snorkelfin Bogwater"


 
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