call me old fashioned but
four year olds should not own iphones.
You wake up and your first thought is:
"i can't do this anymore."
fourteen words to ruin your life,
Dad's on a hunting trip and He hasn't been home in a few days.
Doctor Who
fans: hey how about an episode in the life of rose and
10 or maybe you can get tom hiddleston to play an alien or
something
Doctor Who: how about we kill the ponds and make the doctor eternally broken Sherlock Fans: hey how about a teaser or something, even a date maybe, or a year would be nice
Sherlock: the preparations of the set for the pretest of the rehearsal for the audition of series three will start next year, after we make 6 new shows on bbc
Supernatural Fans: hey how about cas getting his suit back
Supernatural: SURE WHY NOT HEY HAVE SOME THOR REFERENCES WHILE YOUR AT IT, WHO WANTS A FROST GIANT FINGER I KNOW I DO. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME DESTIEL HAVE A HUG. MORE DESTIEL? SURE! HAVE A HAND HOLD! HAVE A DEEP CONVERSATION HAVE SOME PRAYERS TO THE GAY ANGEL. OH AND WELL GIVE THE ANGEL A MUSTACHE JUST FOR LAUGHS
Doctor Who: how about we kill the ponds and make the doctor eternally broken Sherlock Fans: hey how about a teaser or something, even a date maybe, or a year would be nice
Sherlock: the preparations of the set for the pretest of the rehearsal for the audition of series three will start next year, after we make 6 new shows on bbc
Supernatural Fans: hey how about cas getting his suit back
Supernatural: SURE WHY NOT HEY HAVE SOME THOR REFERENCES WHILE YOUR AT IT, WHO WANTS A FROST GIANT FINGER I KNOW I DO. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED SOME DESTIEL HAVE A HUG. MORE DESTIEL? SURE! HAVE A HAND HOLD! HAVE A DEEP CONVERSATION HAVE SOME PRAYERS TO THE GAY ANGEL. OH AND WELL GIVE THE ANGEL A MUSTACHE JUST FOR LAUGHS
Curse of the Fandoms
Doctor Who Fandom Curse: Knowing that
at some point your Doctor will have to regenerate.
Supernatural Fandom Curse: Knowing that
your Series will end.... and soon.
Avengers Fandom Curse: Knowing that
Joss Whedon will likely kill a favorite character.
Twilight Fandom Curse: Knowing that you
will never win a fight against another fandom.... ever.
Harry Potter Fandom Curse: Knowing that
it will never be as good as the first time around.
Sherlock Fandom Curse: Knowing that
after waiting forever you will probably only get three more
episodes with a cliff hanger even worse than the previous
one.
Glee Fandom Curse: The show
LOTR Fandom Curse: Lying abandoned and
forgotten in a dark pit of Tumblr while waiting ten years for
The Hobbit.
Hunger Games Fandom Curse: Knowing that
your favorite character will either die, go insane, or never
be seen again
Game of Thrones Fandom Curse: Knowing
that every one will die. That's it. Everyone dies.
Merlin Fandom Curse: Knowing that
Mordred will kill Arthur
39 Clues Fandom Curse: Knowing that
your OTP may never be together...and that Isabel Kabra will
probably kill your favorite character.
Bartimaeus Fandom Curse: The last page.
UM EXCEPT THAT THE LAST PAGE IS ACTUALLY THE GREATEST?
NATHANIEL SAVES BARTIMAEUS. NATHANIEL LOVES BARTIMAEUS.
BARTIMAEUS KNOWS THAT NATHANIEL LOVES HIM. CURSE? MORE LIKE
HEARTBREAKING PERFECTION.
