Best Surgery Quotes This Year



I have to get my tonsils out in about an hour.  
Im really scared. But by the time anyone reads this, I will already be in surgery (Its really early) I have to revocer for 3 weeks, Does anyone want to leave me a comment tellig me a story? It can be anything. It can be a sad, scary, funny, or happy one. You can tell me a story of yours, or tell me the story of your life. I will read and respond to every single one. I mean, what else am I gonna do for 3 weeks? ;) Thanks Wittians. <3 Love you all. Go leave a comment and I'll return the favor! 

 

"I've lost my faith in

humanity," they say.


I   h a v e n ' t.


I haven't because two fifth graders made it possible for an entire playground to be built and a clinic for the children of Liberia who lived through a 14-year, horrible, civil war. I haven't because our middle school raised enough money to pay for four surguries for babies who couldn't afford them. I haven't because more than 100 people in our school ran to save a baby's life. I haven't because there were people who ran to raise awareness for breast cancer. I haven't because students were willing to travel to remote areas to dig canals for safe drinking water. I haven't because one girl's parents randomly donated 2000 rmb (that's chinese dollars) for a surgury a baby needed to live.

I haven't, and you shouldn't either.

Girl: I'm having v*gina surgery.
Boyfriend: I know.
Girl: I love you.
Boyfriend: I love you too.


After surgery she wakes up and only her dad is there.

Girl: Where is my boyfriend?
Dad: Who do you think gave you the v*gina?
Girl: What?
I want to go to the hospital; just to see who'd be there for me.
Just to see who would visit, and sit with me, and make me feel better.

When I popular girl calls me ugly:

Me: I can get plastic surgery to cure my ugliness, but you'll be stupid forever.




nmq
There was once a surgeon

who had to operate a little girl

She desperately needed some 0-blood
and they didn't have any at the hospital

but her twin brother did.

The surgeon told him it was a matter

of life and death

So the child sat quietly
and said goodbye to his parents

After the surgeon took his blood

and gave it to the other medics for the surgery

the little child went by him and asked

"So when will I die?"




He thought he was giving his life for hers.
 

Hey Guys.

I have got screenings back from my cancer test, and I have cancer in my liver, so they are going to remove about 80% of my liver, so I'm just hoping I'll be alright

When hurt turns red and a piece of your heart is missing. When the cold bites deep and you’ve got that feeling like you just got out of surgery. When the only way to stay sane is to concentrate on anything else but how you feel. When you count the tiles in the ceiling. When you push the earphones closer. When the first day of winter arrives. When you remember every nuance of every word of every time. When all this happens. Embrace it. Feel every feeling. Cry every tear. Sob every sob. Because this is what it feels like to have loved.



So today in Italian, my teacher
was telling our class about 
how we should be nice to 
everyone because they could
hold our life in their hands in
the future and they could be 
the only one to save us, so I 
turned to this girl and said, 
"I'll try not to stab you with
the scalpel."






Anyone who goes through surgery is a Strong Mother Fuucker!
 
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