So my friends came up with this system for
categorizing people;
A 'chocolate chip biscuit' is someone
who's always first choice
A 'raisin biscuit' is someone who gets
chosen when all the chocolate chips are gone
A 'prune biscuit' is someone who just
doesn't get picked at all!
But I soon realised,
sometimes you want a raisin biscuit because
chocolate chips get boring.
sometimes you don't want a
chocolate chip cookie at all because maybe you're lactose
intolerant.
and sometimes, you might want a prune biscuit,
because you're a freakin weirdo(:
So what are you?
Just kidding, I know you're all chocolate chips, because
you're Wittians and even though we're all potatoes,
we're smokin' hot potatoes.