Best Survey Quotes This Week

Unfortunately I;

- Fall too fast
- Crash too hard
- Care too much
- Forgive too easy
- Wait too long
- Miss people I shouldn't
- Sometimes worry over nothing
- Over think everything
- Am too complicated to be loved
- All Of The Above
Tell Me,
What Colors You Will Give Me?


 Red -----> I Love You!
 Pink-----> You're Cute!
 Green -----> You're Funny!
 Orange -----> I Like You!
 White -----> I Used to Like You!
 Yellow -----> You're Unique!
 Black -----> I Hate You!
 Blue -----> I Miss You!
 Purple -----> You're Sweet!
 Brown -----> You're a Best Friend!
 Aqua -----> I Want to be Your.....

THE
"earth"
WITHOUT
"art"
IS
JUST
"eh."



I want to do this thing..
Where I do shoutouts to Wittians (who comment) and reconize one of them for their quotes...
So, comment here if you want to be eligible for the shoutout.

Shoutout Sunday?

         
                    Look how they shine for you.
 
                                                     
              I watch the night
                            turn light blue
                 but it's not the same
                                     without you.

         
                  
 
Guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
Guys: eww fat chicks

Guys: 
why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish ugh it's so stupid
Guys: 
ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis they need to be feminine ugh

Guys: 
why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
Guys: eww you look gross are you sick?? tired?? Dying???                                       

Guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
Guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen b/tch thats not gonna get u a husband

Guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs and stuff cmon lighten up
Guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how f/cking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries??
                   
So my friends came up with this system for categorizing people;

A 'chocolate chip biscuit' is someone who's always first choice
A 'raisin biscuit' is someone who gets chosen when all the chocolate chips are gone
A 'prune biscuit' is someone who just doesn't get picked at all!

But I soon realised,
sometimes you want a raisin biscuit because chocolate chips get boring.
sometimes you don't want a chocolate chip cookie at all because maybe you're lactose intolerant.
and sometimes, you might want a prune biscuit, because you're a freakin weirdo(:

So what are you?

Just kidding, I know you're all chocolate chips, because you're Wittians and even though we're all potatoes, we're smokin' hot potatoes.
ELLEN SHOULD WIN AN OSCAR FOR BEING ELLEN

"AND THE OSCAR FOR THE BEST ELLEN DEGENERES GOES TO..... ELLEN DEGENERES'

"AND THE OSCAR FOR BEST LEONARDO DECAPRIO GOES TO....ELLEN DEGENERES"






If you think someone is better off without you
Chances are they probably aren't.













 
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