Best Survey Quotes This Year


*when my name's on a math problem*
whole class: *stares at me*
me: that's right bιtches I bought 300 watermelons 
Have you ever sat with your friends and just known that you`re the least important friend in the group and you felt like it wouldnt make a diffrence if you were there or not?
COMMENT FOR FIRST IMPRESSIONS!
this is a survey


Which one of the following do you like the most?


A) Cake

B) Pizza

C) Chocolate

D) Hamburger
BOYS WHO__________>>>>>>
1) Play water polo
2) Play baseball
3) Play basketball
4) Play soccer
5) Do swimming
6) Play football
i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say
“wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and
“i feel like wearing boobs today”
or
“not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on”
and “boobs just aren’t my thing”
like this would honestly solve like 10 of my problems
       
It's okay. I understand

She's skinnier. She's funnier.
She's prettier.

Don't worry.

I wouldn't choose me either.





Kiss me and you will see stars; love me and I will show them to you.



 
I am constantly putting my things where they don't belong..

Like the cereal in the fridge 
Or keys in the laundry 
Or faith in other people
Does anyone know any good apps??
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