does anyone else have a name that they really hate because you've known someone with that name who was a real d/ck?
comment what names they are.
(mine are harry, dylan and alex)
I love witty because:
- there are a few users who've been following me for so long that just by reading my quotes, they know me and even if we never speak, they can comfort me with just one comment. (jesusismysunshine & beautifullyimperfect: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6952774)
- i don't care if it's weird, i love venting to strangers
- i've met some really cool people (they know who they are)
- fellow fangirls
- seriously, i'm only here for the venting and the good chats
I hate witty because:
- most of you are too immature to function
- it keeps changing for the worse
- i'm lazy and pretty quotes require effort
- seriously, most of you are annoying sandbags of pain-in-the-*ss
- it can take up so much time
- most users seem obsessed with faves and that's so laaame
- comments. (i don't actually like talking to most people)
- SO MANY USERS ARE IDIOTS
I'll leave witty when:
I f*cking well want to. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe in a few years. (haha jk no way in hell i'm sticking around for that long)
(but like)
(i might)
(but no way)
- there are a few users who've been following me for so long that just by reading my quotes, they know me and even if we never speak, they can comfort me with just one comment. (jesusismysunshine & beautifullyimperfect: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6952774)
- i don't care if it's weird, i love venting to strangers
- i've met some really cool people (they know who they are)
- fellow fangirls
- seriously, i'm only here for the venting and the good chats
I hate witty because:
- most of you are too immature to function
- it keeps changing for the worse
- i'm lazy and pretty quotes require effort
- seriously, most of you are annoying sandbags of pain-in-the-*ss
- it can take up so much time
- most users seem obsessed with faves and that's so laaame
- comments. (i don't actually like talking to most people)
- SO MANY USERS ARE IDIOTS
I'll leave witty when:
I f*cking well want to. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe in a few years. (haha jk no way in hell i'm sticking around for that long)
(but like)
(i might)
(but no way)
Comment a number:
(I will respond to every comment)
1) Reason you lost your last best friend
2) Biggest lie you ever told
3) Most used lie to get out of plans
4) Person you envy most on wittyprofiles
5) Most embarassing moment
6) Corniest joke ever told
7) Way you became friends with your current best friend
8) Most stupid thing you argued over
9) Last movie you watched
10) What was the worst lie that you told your parents? Were you ever caught?
STOP RIGHT THERE.
Stop scrolling and listen.
You've heard this before, and I know you're aware of it, but
Witty is DYING.
HEY HEY HEY DON'T IGNORE THIS
hear me out....
We've all noticed the drastic drop of number in wittians since 2011,
and we all are shrugging it off as if it's nothing
But it isn't,
this is something REALLY SERIOUS,
and it can effect all of Witty.
From the start of 2012, the population of Witty Users
has been gradually decreasing due to what?
LACK OF CREATIVITY
that's not the only reason.
There's the NEGATIVE talk.
Y'know, the bullying, the hate, the "I'm done"s and the "I've gone back to cu.tting" stuff.
seriously guys?
Also
Why are we posting tumblr quotes?
WITTY PROFILES IS NOT SOME SAD CHEAP COPY OF TUMBLR
For the love of cats, GET CREATIVE.
YOU'VE GOT AN IMAGINATION. WE ALL DO. USE IT.
But if we keep losing wittians, Steve will have no choice
Do you really think Steve will still be supporting a failing website?
NO.
How would you feel if Witty was SHUT DOWN?
No more posting quotes, faving, commenting,
NOTHING.
But no worries
I have a plan
A PROJECT actually.
PROJECT RW
which stands for "Restoring Witty"
We can all help.
We have 50+ wittians on here that still want witty to stay.
And here's how we're gonna do it.
(check my next quote to see how)
Stop scrolling and listen.
You've heard this before, and I know you're aware of it, but
Witty is DYING.
HEY HEY HEY DON'T IGNORE THIS
hear me out....
We've all noticed the drastic drop of number in wittians since 2011,
and we all are shrugging it off as if it's nothing
But it isn't,
this is something REALLY SERIOUS,
and it can effect all of Witty.
From the start of 2012, the population of Witty Users
has been gradually decreasing due to what?
LACK OF CREATIVITY
that's not the only reason.
There's the NEGATIVE talk.
Y'know, the bullying, the hate, the "I'm done"s and the "I've gone back to cu.tting" stuff.
seriously guys?
Also
Why are we posting tumblr quotes?
WITTY PROFILES IS NOT SOME SAD CHEAP COPY OF TUMBLR
For the love of cats, GET CREATIVE.
YOU'VE GOT AN IMAGINATION. WE ALL DO. USE IT.
But if we keep losing wittians, Steve will have no choice
Do you really think Steve will still be supporting a failing website?
NO.
How would you feel if Witty was SHUT DOWN?
No more posting quotes, faving, commenting,
NOTHING.
But no worries
I have a plan
A PROJECT actually.
PROJECT RW
which stands for "Restoring Witty"
We can all help.
We have 50+ wittians on here that still want witty to stay.
And here's how we're gonna do it.
(check my next quote to see how)
spell your name and see what it
means;
a: hot b: loves people c: good kisser d: makes people laugh e: has gorgeous eyes f: really wild and crazy, adore you g: very outgoing h:easy to fall in love with i: loves to laugh and smile j: is really sweet k: really silly
l: smile to die for m: makes dating fun n: loving and caring o: has one of the best personalities ever p: can be sweet and funny at times q: hyperactive
r: good boyfriend or girlfriend s: cute t: very good kisser u: textaholic v: not judgmental w: very broad minded x: never let people tell you what to do
y: is loved by everyone z: popular with all types of people
a: hot b: loves people c: good kisser d: makes people laugh e: has gorgeous eyes f: really wild and crazy, adore you g: very outgoing h:easy to fall in love with i: loves to laugh and smile j: is really sweet k: really silly
l: smile to die for m: makes dating fun n: loving and caring o: has one of the best personalities ever p: can be sweet and funny at times q: hyperactive
r: good boyfriend or girlfriend s: cute t: very good kisser u: textaholic v: not judgmental w: very broad minded x: never let people tell you what to do
y: is loved by everyone z: popular with all types of people
some quick confessions.
confession 1-
There is not one single person I've told all of my secrets to. There's some stuff about me that I could just never tell — not on witty, not to a doctor, not even to my best friend.
confession 2 -
I hated my childhood, and my mother's to blame. I love her so much and I forgave her a while ago, but that's the truth.
Confession 3 -
I'm teriffied of doing anything with my life except what I want to (career wise), but I'm also terrified of being destitute, and I feel trapped because I feel like I have to choose between the two.
Confession 4 -
It p*sses me off so much when people assume that I’ve got a perfect life just because I don’t complain about my problems 24/7. Whatever I’ve been through, I dealt with, and just because I don’t think it’s any of your business or concern to feel sorry for me doesn’t mean you have the right to look down on me. I could sit here and tell you, but I don’t. Respect that, or f*ck off.
Confession 5 -
The thing that I am most scared of is going to hell.
Confession 6 -
I cry so f*cking easily.
Confession 7 -
When I was twelve or thirteen, I was at such a dark point in my life that I seriously almost purposefully walked under a bus. The trigger? I hadn’t finished the English essay that was due in that day. Looking back, it terrifies me that I could let my depression get so bad.
Confession 8 -
I’ve spent my whole life blaming my problems on my parents, and only now that my grandparents are dying do I regret it. I see my Dad crying because he’s already lost his mother and his father’s going the same way, and I see my mother spaced out because the most important woman in her life is fading away, and I regret it so f*cking much.
Confession 9 -
I spend so much of my time daydreaming. That's why I'm always spacing out.
Confession 10 -
I make myself cry by putting the characters I write in pain. Seriously. I’ll be sat there typing away while sobbing.
Confession 11 -
There are certain songs that I just can’t listen to because the memories they come with are too painful to relive.
Confession 12 -
I'm not insecure, and that's not a big deal.
confession 13 -
I've always either cared too much, or don't give a single f*ck. There is no in between with me.
Confession 14 -
It takes a lot to make me angry, but when I am, I actually go mental. I have a really really bad temper.
Confession 15 -
Sometimes, I wonder if I have too much perspective. Like, some kids won’t revise because they think the exams are ages away. I won’t revise because I realise that there is so much more to come in my life than exams, and it’s a false deadline. (It sucks because this mentality is going to be the reason I won’t get into uni omg)
Confession 16 -
I really don't care about most of the people here; so many users on this site either p*ss me off or make me roll my eyes. I don’t think it’s even normal, how annoyed I get... But some of you have so f*cking much to learn. And I don’t mean I know everything – just that I don’t know how you’ve gotten through life with such an ignorant attitude. (but some of you are magical tho)
Confession 17 -
I'm the 'rebel' child. Which is kind of hilarious.
Confession 18 -
I can’t do horror films. I just can’t. I have a really active imagination, and I’m always imaging myself in all these different scenarios – when I watch a horror or thriller, I’m creeped out for weeks because even though I know how ridiculous it is, I still subconsciously do it to scare myself. It’s like my brain’s fighting against me.
Confession 19 -
I've always been an outsider, and still don't feel like I 100% fit in anywhere or with anyone. I used to hate that, but now, I don't think I have a problem with that anymore.
Confession 20 -
Having followers kind of scares me... But it also makes me embarrassingly happy.<3
Confession 21 -
I'm really picky with my friendships, and I'm also ridiculously loyal with them. My circle of trust is small and made of steel. That's why I never make throwaway comments like 'i love you'. I think it's a Taurus thing.
Confession 22 -
Speaking of which, I'm really really really stubborn.
Confession 23 -
I used to be insecure about being the smartest in the class. Now, I'm proud of it. I don't boast or anything, but don't expect me to apologise for getting full marks in a test.
Confession 24 -
Some of my favourite users (off the top of my head) are (using original usernames for urls): realitywreckage, xoalicecullenxo, blackbutterflies, hogwartian, hakunaamatata, jaciecutie01, marissa123, jade672, kaytbugg, missanna, papaute, thatssomeee, and xoalicecullenxo again because that girl changed my life and she doesn't even know my name lksajf<3
Confession 25 -
I'll probably end up doing a whole series of confession quotes one day.
Confession 26 -
27 is my favourite number.
Confession 27 -
I've never fallen in love.
confession 1-
There is not one single person I've told all of my secrets to. There's some stuff about me that I could just never tell — not on witty, not to a doctor, not even to my best friend.
confession 2 -
I hated my childhood, and my mother's to blame. I love her so much and I forgave her a while ago, but that's the truth.
Confession 3 -
I'm teriffied of doing anything with my life except what I want to (career wise), but I'm also terrified of being destitute, and I feel trapped because I feel like I have to choose between the two.
Confession 4 -
It p*sses me off so much when people assume that I’ve got a perfect life just because I don’t complain about my problems 24/7. Whatever I’ve been through, I dealt with, and just because I don’t think it’s any of your business or concern to feel sorry for me doesn’t mean you have the right to look down on me. I could sit here and tell you, but I don’t. Respect that, or f*ck off.
Confession 5 -
The thing that I am most scared of is going to hell.
Confession 6 -
I cry so f*cking easily.
Confession 7 -
When I was twelve or thirteen, I was at such a dark point in my life that I seriously almost purposefully walked under a bus. The trigger? I hadn’t finished the English essay that was due in that day. Looking back, it terrifies me that I could let my depression get so bad.
Confession 8 -
I’ve spent my whole life blaming my problems on my parents, and only now that my grandparents are dying do I regret it. I see my Dad crying because he’s already lost his mother and his father’s going the same way, and I see my mother spaced out because the most important woman in her life is fading away, and I regret it so f*cking much.
Confession 9 -
I spend so much of my time daydreaming. That's why I'm always spacing out.
Confession 10 -
I make myself cry by putting the characters I write in pain. Seriously. I’ll be sat there typing away while sobbing.
Confession 11 -
There are certain songs that I just can’t listen to because the memories they come with are too painful to relive.
Confession 12 -
I'm not insecure, and that's not a big deal.
confession 13 -
I've always either cared too much, or don't give a single f*ck. There is no in between with me.
Confession 14 -
It takes a lot to make me angry, but when I am, I actually go mental. I have a really really bad temper.
Confession 15 -
Sometimes, I wonder if I have too much perspective. Like, some kids won’t revise because they think the exams are ages away. I won’t revise because I realise that there is so much more to come in my life than exams, and it’s a false deadline. (It sucks because this mentality is going to be the reason I won’t get into uni omg)
Confession 16 -
I really don't care about most of the people here; so many users on this site either p*ss me off or make me roll my eyes. I don’t think it’s even normal, how annoyed I get... But some of you have so f*cking much to learn. And I don’t mean I know everything – just that I don’t know how you’ve gotten through life with such an ignorant attitude. (but some of you are magical tho)
Confession 17 -
I'm the 'rebel' child. Which is kind of hilarious.
Confession 18 -
I can’t do horror films. I just can’t. I have a really active imagination, and I’m always imaging myself in all these different scenarios – when I watch a horror or thriller, I’m creeped out for weeks because even though I know how ridiculous it is, I still subconsciously do it to scare myself. It’s like my brain’s fighting against me.
Confession 19 -
I've always been an outsider, and still don't feel like I 100% fit in anywhere or with anyone. I used to hate that, but now, I don't think I have a problem with that anymore.
Confession 20 -
Having followers kind of scares me... But it also makes me embarrassingly happy.<3
Confession 21 -
I'm really picky with my friendships, and I'm also ridiculously loyal with them. My circle of trust is small and made of steel. That's why I never make throwaway comments like 'i love you'. I think it's a Taurus thing.
Confession 22 -
Speaking of which, I'm really really really stubborn.
Confession 23 -
I used to be insecure about being the smartest in the class. Now, I'm proud of it. I don't boast or anything, but don't expect me to apologise for getting full marks in a test.
Confession 24 -
Some of my favourite users (off the top of my head) are (using original usernames for urls): realitywreckage, xoalicecullenxo, blackbutterflies, hogwartian, hakunaamatata, jaciecutie01, marissa123, jade672, kaytbugg, missanna, papaute, thatssomeee, and xoalicecullenxo again because that girl changed my life and she doesn't even know my name lksajf<3
Confession 25 -
I'll probably end up doing a whole series of confession quotes one day.
Confession 26 -
27 is my favourite number.
Confession 27 -
I've never fallen in love.
© format by PaperLung
0 faves = I'm ugly
3 faves = I'm okay
5 faves = I'm cute
7 faves = I'm hot
25 faves = I'm beautiful
30 faves = I'm breathtaking
Repost this if you're not afraid
3 faves = I'm okay
5 faves = I'm cute
7 faves = I'm hot
25 faves = I'm beautiful
30 faves = I'm breathtaking
Repost this if you're not afraid
1. What color is your toothbrush? Light purple
2. Name some people who made you smile today: S, and my mom.
3. What were you doing at 8 AM this morning? Trying to sleep.
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Ringer.
5. What is your favorite chocolate bar? Don't have anything in particular.
6. Have you ever been to a strip club? No, don't plan to.
7. What is the last thing you said aloud? "He called a few minutes after you left" literally a minute ago.
8. What is your favorite ice cream? Cookies & Cream
9. What was the last thing you drank? Sprite
10. Do you like your wallet? Nope
1. What was the last thing you ate? Chocolate
12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? shoes.
13. The last sporting event you watched? Muay Thai. I wasn't paying any attention though.
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Salted, plain.
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? My dad
16. Ever go camping? Yes
17. Do you take vitamins daily? Not anymore
18. Do you go to church every week? My family aren't Christians.
19. Do you have a tan? Natural tan.
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Yes
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? Most of the time. Because of the rat pee chainmail that went around back in '06. Haha!
22. What did your last text message say? "Thank you"
25. Look to your left, what do you see? Dining table
26. What color is your watch? Brown leather
27. What do you think of when you hear Australia? The continent south east of the planet. And tall white people.
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Go in.
30. What is your favorite number? 3
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? Wrong number, creepy guy
32. Any plans today? No
33. How many states have you lived in? Ah, more than 6. But it isn't America.
34. Biggest annoyance right now? The ridiculous ache at the back of my neck
35. Last song listened to? Angel Vivaldi, "A Mercurian Summer"
36.Can you say the alphabet backwards? Nope, but I have before.
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house? No
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Strictly shoes, my wing tip. But footwear...sandals.
39. Are you jealous of anyone? No
40. Is anyone jealous of you? Ask them.
41. Do you love anyone? Family.
42. Do any of your friends have children? No. Cousins, yes.
43. What do you usually do during the day? A thing called life
44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? No
45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Yes
46. What color is your car? If I had a car, it'd be non-metalic red.
47. Do you like cats? Like is an understatement.
48. Are you thinking about someone right now? No
49. Have you ever been to Six Flags? No
50. How did you get your worst scar? I fell when I was really young. I don't remember though.
2. Name some people who made you smile today: S, and my mom.
3. What were you doing at 8 AM this morning? Trying to sleep.
4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Ringer.
5. What is your favorite chocolate bar? Don't have anything in particular.
6. Have you ever been to a strip club? No, don't plan to.
7. What is the last thing you said aloud? "He called a few minutes after you left" literally a minute ago.
8. What is your favorite ice cream? Cookies & Cream
9. What was the last thing you drank? Sprite
10. Do you like your wallet? Nope
1. What was the last thing you ate? Chocolate
12. Have you bought any new clothing items this week? shoes.
13. The last sporting event you watched? Muay Thai. I wasn't paying any attention though.
14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Salted, plain.
15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to? My dad
16. Ever go camping? Yes
17. Do you take vitamins daily? Not anymore
18. Do you go to church every week? My family aren't Christians.
19. Do you have a tan? Natural tan.
20. Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? Yes
21. Do you drink your soda with a straw? Most of the time. Because of the rat pee chainmail that went around back in '06. Haha!
22. What did your last text message say? "Thank you"
25. Look to your left, what do you see? Dining table
26. What color is your watch? Brown leather
27. What do you think of when you hear Australia? The continent south east of the planet. And tall white people.
29. Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Go in.
30. What is your favorite number? 3
31. Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? Wrong number, creepy guy
32. Any plans today? No
33. How many states have you lived in? Ah, more than 6. But it isn't America.
34. Biggest annoyance right now? The ridiculous ache at the back of my neck
35. Last song listened to? Angel Vivaldi, "A Mercurian Summer"
36.Can you say the alphabet backwards? Nope, but I have before.
37. Do you have a maid service clean your house? No
38. Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? Strictly shoes, my wing tip. But footwear...sandals.
39. Are you jealous of anyone? No
40. Is anyone jealous of you? Ask them.
41. Do you love anyone? Family.
42. Do any of your friends have children? No. Cousins, yes.
43. What do you usually do during the day? A thing called life
44. Do you hate anyone that you know right now? No
45. Do you use the word 'hello' daily? Yes
46. What color is your car? If I had a car, it'd be non-metalic red.
47. Do you like cats? Like is an understatement.
48. Are you thinking about someone right now? No
49. Have you ever been to Six Flags? No
50. How did you get your worst scar? I fell when I was really young. I don't remember though.
