Taco Quotes

The crunchy taco shall become soft, the soft taco, crunchy.
Me: *eating a spicy taco* this is supposed to be spicy? I feel a kick, but it's not spicy.

-1 minute later-
mom: is it spicy yet?
me:  nope *takes huge bite*

-1 more minute later-
me: *feels spiciness*
my thoughts: dont tell them! its not that spicy! YOU CAN DO THIS
Hello.
I'm tacocat.
Guess what tacocat
spelled backwards is..
tacocat.
like a boss.
swerve.
"Life is like perry the platypus. Don't ask. IT JUST IS!"

I​​f I had a dollar for every time I got

distracted, I wish I had a taco

 



 Here is to my amazing Taco



There is no classy way to eat a taco.
Its mah Birthday! :3
Boyfriend has 9 letters but then so does Tacobelle....
Me: alright, cardio time
Clock: 10:08
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Clock:
10:09
Me: You know what screw this who's up for McDonalds
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