Best Tags Quotes This Year

Where can I buy skinny genes?


I went to go pick my sister up after school to take her to the mall, and I saw her and her group of friends, and I yelled:
"Get in loser, we're going shopping!"
All her friends think I'm the coolest brother ever, and she hates me, but it was worth it.
 
 

Society: Everyone is beautiful just the way they are!
Society: Ew you have pimples, wear cover up!
Society: Ew that shirt does not go with those skinny jeans.
Society: Why are you so stupid! Do you not own a brain??
Society: Ew you cut yourself, you belong in Hell.
Society: Ew you dress liek a guy but are a girl, why do i even talk to you?
Society: You don't have abs? Ew get away from me.
Society: You aren't a size 0, why are you so fat!
Society: Why are you so depressed? Like get a life.
Society: F@gg*t you like the same gender.
Society: Gay guys are so cute!
Society: Ew Lesbians.
Society: Why can't you be a jock? All guys need to be jocks!
Society: Everyone is perfect the way they are! BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE FAKE.
MQ
 
These two kids in math class were hitting each other with pencils
and my teacher glared at them and said
“Could you try to be a little more mature?” 

So one of them screamed
“TAXES”
and punched the other kid in the face


i miss the days
when the only thing i had to worry about was being the

"line leader"...
 

format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl



To Mom:
Mom, Where is my backpack?
What's for dinner?
Did you find the remote?
Can you buy me a iphone?
Can you sign this test I failed? 
Can you drive me to my friend's house? if I had friends lol
Why did you have to pass ugly genes to me?!

To Dad:
Where's mom?





if you have ever used whole eraser without losing it


Seriously, I salute you








when attractive people are friends with attractive people.
so. much. prettiness.




 




temporarily getting your phone taken away from your
possession and not being able to text anyone about it..




 
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