DOES everyone’s voice…
talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
Or
in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?
AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.
Girl: *likes all of her crush's facebook profile pictures*
Girl: If only I had the courage to talk to him.
Boy: She likes all of my profile pictures...
Boy: But I won't ask her out until she talks to me.
the sad truth
miley literally is a genius she did all of this
sh-t at award shows and performances and made people talk about her for
months, and her album ends up
being #1 and breaking records and now she’s just sitting
back at her house laughing
about all the money/success she has and going back
to taking selfies with her dogs.
she’s so smart.
Maybe, just maybe
He thinks about you.
He talks about you.
He worries about you.
Dreams about you.
Maybe, just maybe
You think about him.
You talk about him.
You worry about him.
Dream about him.
It scares you.
He thinks about you.
He talks about you.
He worries about you.
Dreams about you.
Maybe, just maybe
You think about him.
You talk about him.
You worry about him.
Dream about him.
It scares you.
One does not simply talk to their pet in a normal voice
(oh no they don't, oh no they don't)
Talk is cheap, but it's okay.
So are you.
So are you.
I wouldn't be so afraid of spiders if I could just talk to
them, ya know?
me: woah, man, this shower is occupied.
spider: omg man I didnt see you there.
me: we cool?
spider: yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
me: oh, that's legit. hey, you might wanna move over some, you're descending right into the shower stream, & I don't want you to drown.
spider: hey, thanks bro. I'll be careful.
me: sooo... can I get out now?
spider: sure, sure! I'll just move over here.
me: thanks! you have a nice night!! don't come into my rooms ok?
spider: nah, man, that's your space. we're cool. have a great evening:
me: woah, man, this shower is occupied.
spider: omg man I didnt see you there.
me: we cool?
spider: yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
me: oh, that's legit. hey, you might wanna move over some, you're descending right into the shower stream, & I don't want you to drown.
spider: hey, thanks bro. I'll be careful.
me: sooo... can I get out now?
spider: sure, sure! I'll just move over here.
me: thanks! you have a nice night!! don't come into my rooms ok?
spider: nah, man, that's your space. we're cool. have a great evening:
