If Disney movie titles were literal
The Lion King: Basically Hamlet
Beauty and the Beast: Beastality (but not really)
Pocahontas: Historical Inaccuracy
Tangled: She Gets the Guy Her First Try?
Cinderella: But If It Fit So Well, Why Did It Fall Off?
The Little Mermaid: She's Supposed to Die
Mulan: Adventures in Crossdressing
Sleeping Beauty: Necrophilia (but not really)
Black Cauldron: No One's Heard of It
The Lion King: Basically Hamlet
Beauty and the Beast: Beastality (but not really)
Pocahontas: Historical Inaccuracy
Tangled: She Gets the Guy Her First Try?
Cinderella: But If It Fit So Well, Why Did It Fall Off?
The Little Mermaid: She's Supposed to Die
Mulan: Adventures in Crossdressing
Sleeping Beauty: Necrophilia (but not really)
Black Cauldron: No One's Heard of It
"You
were my new dream."
"And you were mine."
Flynn Rider.
The only Disney character to ever question
why everyone is randomly singing.
Reasons not to go
outside:
- ruffians
- thugs
- poison ivy
- quicksand
- cannibals
- snakes
- the plague
- large bugs
- MEN WITH POINTY TEETH
- I'll say no more
- I'll just upset you.
- ruffians
- thugs
- poison ivy
- quicksand
- cannibals
- snakes
- the plague
- large bugs
- MEN WITH POINTY TEETH
- I'll say no more
- I'll just upset you.
Flynn Rider
The only Disney character to question why everyone is randomly singing
The only Disney character to question why everyone is randomly singing
(Looking in the mirror with Rapunzel)
Mother Gothel: Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful, young lady.
Rapunzel: *smiles*
Mother Gothel: Oh look, you're there, too.
FLYNN RYDER
the only Disney character to ever question why everyone is randomly singing
NOT MY FREAKING QUOTE! I swear to god if I get a single comment about it I will leave this website forever after flipping sh*t all over them.
I have dreams like you, no really!
Just, much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
Sourrounded by enourmous piles of money.
Just, much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
Sourrounded by enourmous piles of money.
change the fate's design
