If Disney movie titles were literal The Lion King: Basically Hamlet Beauty and the Beast: Beastality (but not
really) Pocahontas: Historical Inaccuracy Tangled: She Gets the Guy Her First Try? Cinderella: But If It Fit So Well, Why Did It
Fall Off? The Little Mermaid: She's Supposed to
Die Mulan: Adventures in Crossdressing Sleeping Beauty: Necrophilia (but not
really) Black Cauldron: No One's Heard of It
- ruffians
- thugs
- poison ivy
- quicksand
- cannibals
- snakes
- the plague
- large bugs
- MEN WITH POINTY TEETH
- I'll say no more
- I'll just upset you.
(Looking in the mirror with Rapunzel) Mother Gothel: Look in that mirror. I see a
strong, confident, beautiful, young lady. Rapunzel: *smiles* Mother Gothel: Oh look, you're there,
too.
I have dreams like you, no really!
Just, much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone Sourrounded by enourmous piles of money.