a lot of my life
has
been realizing
that i
would
cross
oceans
for
people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me
jump puddles for me
If Taylor and Harry were
still together and I saw them:
Taylor and Harry: *making out*
Me: *gasp*
Taylor and Harry: *look at me*
Me: You're that guy from that Pepsi commercial and you're all like "and I'm Herreh!" I love that commercial!
Harry: Err, thanks.
Me: And you! You're the one that dated Joe Jonas and Lucas Till!
Taylor: *nods and smiles*
Me: And Taylor Lautner! Oh, and John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal!!
Taylor: *stands there awkwardly*
Me: Oh! And that guy from Glee, umm, Cory Montieth! OHH and Zac Efron! And Eddie Redmayne!
Taylor: Uh...
Me: Oh, and I can't forget Connor Kennedy!! ...Dang, that's a lot of guys... *looks at Harry* Good luck, bro.
Not meant to offend either swifties or directioners. just thought it was funny. Follow me and I'll follow back, duh.
so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”
Me: Taylor Swift is a
bad singer. Do you agree?
Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.
Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.
OH MY GOD GUYS I JUST WROTE A
FULL SONG
ABOUT WITTY.
SING TO THE TUNE OF '22' BY TAYLOR SWIFT!
This song is called, Awkward Teens ;)
Awkward Teens (sung to the tune of 22 by taylor swift)
It feels like the perfect night
for sitting at home
making up good quotes
oh oh, oh oh
It feels like one of those nights
12 o' clock ice cream
I'm up on Witty
I SHOULD BE SLEEEEPING
Yeahhhhhh!
We're anti-social, weird and awkward at the same time
It's taking up our lives, oh yeahhhhhh
2 essays due tommorrow, that's the deadline
BUT IT'S WITTY TIME
OH OH
I don't know about you
But I shouldn't be up at 2
Everything will be alright just,
A few more quotes to go through!
Witty is the best
And we're all so obsessed
So I want to thank you Steve
for making a website forrrr
AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
ABOUT WITTY.
SING TO THE TUNE OF '22' BY TAYLOR SWIFT!
This song is called, Awkward Teens ;)
Awkward Teens (sung to the tune of 22 by taylor swift)
It feels like the perfect night
for sitting at home
making up good quotes
oh oh, oh oh
It feels like one of those nights
12 o' clock ice cream
I'm up on Witty
I SHOULD BE SLEEEEPING
Yeahhhhhh!
We're anti-social, weird and awkward at the same time
It's taking up our lives, oh yeahhhhhh
2 essays due tommorrow, that's the deadline
BUT IT'S WITTY TIME
OH OH
I don't know about you
But I shouldn't be up at 2
Everything will be alright just,
A few more quotes to go through!
Witty is the best
And we're all so obsessed
So I want to thank you Steve
for making a website forrrr
AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
But, guys, Ed Sheeran is honestly the one we should feel
sorry for.
Not only did he put himself in a suit, not win a Grammy, and have to sit in a very close proximity to Chris Brown, but he also had to watch some stupid girl publically mock his best friend and now he has to go on tour with her ratchet a// for the next, like, seven months. Ed, we feel for you, babe.
Not only did he put himself in a suit, not win a Grammy, and have to sit in a very close proximity to Chris Brown, but he also had to watch some stupid girl publically mock his best friend and now he has to go on tour with her ratchet a// for the next, like, seven months. Ed, we feel for you, babe.
I feel like Taylor Swift should just become a lesbian.
Lesbihonest here, she's clearly not getting anywhere with guys.
I hate you.
We break up.
You call me.
I still hate you.
We break up.
You call me.
I still hate you.
It is the year 2053.
A girl lays on her bed wearing vintage UGG boots.
"I was bornin the wrong generation." she sighs as she listens to Taylor Swift and cries over a One Direction poster.
"I was bornin the wrong generation." she sighs as she listens to Taylor Swift and cries over a One Direction poster.
